SHOOT ME

When someone is being held at gunpoint but they won’t take the gunman seriously daring them to shoot him.

Craig: Run me them pockets fool **pulls out gun**
Isaiah: Shoot me bitch, you ain’t bout it. Think you a man? Show me!
Craig: ** Puts away gun then walks away**

by ZuiyOTF47 July 20, 2022

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Church Shooting

Wow, yeah, that holy war isn't going great, is it? Looks like the Christians have lost their edge. What's the score now?

Hym "You hear about the church shooting? I didn't get an official score but I'll google it eventually... Wasn't I just saying it's been a minute? There might have been a superbowl parade one too."

by Hym Iam February 16, 2024

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Cry by shooting

Driving at an aggressive pace and masturbating out of the car window while crying about your ex blowing your best friend.

At 3pm on Saturday twelve innocent bystanders were gursomely shot all over by a senseless cry by shooting

by Chiefos December 16, 2019

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Shooting Webs

Ukasyah means Spider in arabic
So everytime Ukasyah jacks off, he is basically Shooting Webs

Hamzah: Wtfuck you doing

Ukasyah: Shooting Webs
Hamzah: *Opens Mouth* AAAAA

by kikimak July 1, 2023

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shoot me off

Shooting up and getting a hand/blow job at the same time.

I got AIDS from the needle, because the hookers would only ever shoot me off.

by Jessefro December 8, 2017

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1. cop-out and accept the minimum prize, for doing no work

2. do what is lucrative instead of doing your job

In contrast "go for the gold" means try and risk failure for the possibility of greater achievement.

Required to pick a research topic in order to move up in academia, he decided to shoot for the gold with "people with AIDS suffer more infections than other people" instead of picking something, like, intelligent and interesting.

by atchafalya March 20, 2013

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