Hard as my dick when I see a naked chick

Just a random thing to say that somethings difficult

Me: *dies in game*
"Dammit. That's as hard as my dick when I see a naked chick!"

by Retard_Ryan March 15, 2023

seeing purple

Committing a crime with an accessory or two, murder, vandalism, or whatever it may be, and afterwards sleeping like a baby, feeling no regrets and accepting your fate if you get caught

And I bet you never knew, that I could have regrets for all the things that make you see red but no. All I see is purple instead, like I'm seeing purple man!

by Clili August 28, 2016

Seeing Yellow

Seeing red = angry, so technically 'seeing yellow' is cowardly; Feeling coward; scared; afraid.

1. She saw yellow a week ago, cause of her show in front of thousands people.
2. Sometimes we do see yellow when we near abandoned house.
3. She is seeing yellow right now, look at her posture.

by sharerainbows March 16, 2023

i see a peng girl then i pose

WHEN YOU SEE A GOOD LOOKING GIRL AND YOU TRY TO MAKE YOURSELF LOOK GOOD

mANS nOT HOt maNs cAN NeVer BE hOt I SEE A PENG GIRL THEN I POSE

by hARrINig yOUrmOuF November 8, 2017

sees

usually when you notice something that is cringe or just completely inappropriate/weird

“i love you, my pookiewookiebear!”
“sees…”

by robloxslander July 25, 2023

I didn’t see this

This text is mainly for people who saw your text but just want to make you mad even more when they know they saw your text.

“My bad I didn’t see this. I fell asleep” why say you didn’t see it when you could have just replied to the text other than that message. It makes you feel neglected don’t it? They don’t give a shit about you. So hurt. Lol. Fuck them.

by Getcoded May 10, 2021

I can see when im not wanted

When someone does not feel appriciated in a friend group so leaves, this often occurs in xbox party's

"I can see when im not wanted"
*leaves party*

by WildWillez December 13, 2020