Stoned

It just means being high on marijuana. Not all those other definitions that make it seem like your retarded. Now that said, being stoned to the BONE would apply to those other definitons
Jay/yahya: “Dude that weed was so strong i got stoned off of one hit
by DictionateUrbanly July 11, 2021
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Being fucked (literally, emotionally and or psychologically)
Hayley asked to be stoned, but that’s not the sort of stoning that the Arab man is talking about 😉
Smoking marijuana
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Sexyboiandy: did u get stoned?
Oliver: Nah my dude, it is not medieval times, retard.
by Pufta_ November 03, 2018
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Extremely high on marijuana. High to the point where you can’t hide it.
1: Bro i’m hiiii- as hellllllll
2: Bro your stoned as fuck
by StonedDefinitions January 22, 2022
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getting/ got (verb);

In a video game, dying from fall damage when it could have been prevented but you fudged it.

Derived from youtuber "StoneMountain64" suggesting to people to manually press your parachute at the last moment to avoid being a target, however in practice it leads to becoming a pancake more often than if you had just used the damn parachute earlier.
The term was created by 'Neebs Gaming' in thier Call of Duty: Warzone animation episode "Fall Damage"
I got stoned, but I know I pressed the parachute button!
by Badjer47 November 25, 2020
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by Lillian Pumpernickel September 30, 2018
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When you smoke to much bud and feel completely out of this world. Get the mean munchies and eat like a fucken pig. Chur
Person 1: Fuck my gewl how stoned did you get?
Person 2: Fuck my sis stoned enough to make me out of this world
Person 1: Shit my gewl no more buds for you lol
by Heartysis January 27, 2022
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