This is the most desperate dude you’ll ever meet. He will beg for pussy any chance he gets even though he’s one himself. He acts like a fucking jerk to his girlfriend just to please his friends and manipulates her without shame
Girl 1: “Damn, Robert is so desperate, He keeps asking me for “boba” and sends me dick pics”
Girl 2: “SEXUAL ASSULT!!”
Girl 2: “SEXUAL ASSULT!!”
by 0.4x January 29, 2022

A reference to the Oral Roberts men's college basketball team making it farther in the 2021 NCAA tournament than anyone thought they would.
If a guys scores a blow job from a female that his buddies didn't think he had a chance with, he got a "Oral Roberts"
If a guys scores a blow job from a female that his buddies didn't think he had a chance with, he got a "Oral Roberts"
by Batdog444 March 27, 2021

Generally a giant nerd, he likes DnD and video games even though he's a old man. Super power - will rant your ears of. He is kinda crusty and a bit of a jerk but he grows on you.
by M&DB July 27, 2021

Robert is a fucking sex symbol with a massive 12 inch shlong and he's the only evidence of gods exsitence.
"Is that Robert? Fuck yes!"
by TheTruthAndOnlyTheTruthTruth July 6, 2020

A Canadian $100 bill. By analogy to "Benjamin", since the portrait on it is of former Prime Minister Robert Borden.
by Seahen November 12, 2022

by Mistermanz May 18, 2018
