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Sat Nav Racing

The sport of getting to your destination quicker than suggested by your Sat Nav
Me and me mate Dave drove up the coast for the weekend and did a bit of Sat Nav Racing. Dave beat his personal record by 2 minutes. He was well chuffed.
by Sceoig August 14, 2010
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belt sander racing

The act of two lesbians masturbating each other until orgasm is achieved. The first one to climax beats the other with their loved stained belt until they reach orgasm.
by soulstillremain October 19, 2013
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Parking Lot Racing

Parking Lot Racing (noun) - 1. Where chumps that can't hang on the track go in order to avoid an ass dragging. 2. The place to go when you want to be a big fish in a VERY little pond.

Parking Lot Racing participants are easily identifiable by their overuse of the phrases "Booyaa" and "live action". They will most likely be wearing stone washed jeans and a sleeveless Guns N' Roses t-shirt.
Drivers that participate in Parking Lot Racing are very rarely seen at a real race track for fear of being called out or humiliated in front of their Circle Jerk Fan Club. They are, however, normally seen at WWE events, Mountain Creek Mud Bog, gay rights rallies.

Don't be fooled by their slick talk about how it takes a real driver to race on the street. That's just code for not making enough power to spin the tire...
Man we gonna do some parking lot racing....mainly 'casue we will get our asses handed to us at a real drag strip.
by F1XCELLERATOR November 7, 2013
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Jak X: Combat Racing

Jack X is a racing game made for the PS2 by naughty dog. It continues the adventures of Jak and Daxter, following Jak 3.
"Jak X: Combat Racing was my childhood."
by Epic Does Things April 23, 2017
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Diddy Kong Racing

when u sea a girl u like and u yell diddy kong racing to attract her. Its kindof a mateing call
by Please excuse me February 28, 2018
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Baseball TV ratings

The main difference between the World Series and the NBA Finals or Stanley Cup Finals in 2020 was the NBA Finals and Stanley Cup Finals weren't played on time, they were played at a different time of year than usual.
Coronavirus isnt an excuse for bad Baseball TV ratings, since more people than usual are at home and out of work, you would think more people than usual would be watching TV, not less. People knew the World Series was going on by the time they found out the NBA Finals and Stanley Cup Finals still went on.
by Solid Mantis October 29, 2020
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Velocity Endurance Racing

People who get SI'd all the time in TORA and will sometimes pull a win out of their ass at Homestead. Their leagues are generally hit or miss when it comes to attendance and quality, but hopefully they remove that BDF guy soon.
Person 1: "Velocity Endurance Racing had a good IMSA league"
Person 2: "Fuck GTs"
Person 1: "But you didn't show up to any of the races"
Person 2: "Exactly"
by toosexy4myshirt January 22, 2021
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