Paper

A positive adjective used to describe something which epitomises excellence.

An acronym meaning 'please acknowledge present excellent representation'.

An expression commonly used by those of the Francist community.

Person 1: I watched Alien last night. I never realised how strong and independent a woman Sigourney Weaver is.
Person 2: Oh man. She's so paper.

by proudimagineer October 9, 2011

fly paper

A funny prank to play at a party or office restroom.
Take a shit, wipe your ass with the toilet paper without ripping it off, then CAREFULLY roll it back up. Flies will swarm to it. (effectively your conventional fly paper)

Paul fly papered Precilla's bathroom when she refused to give him head; and then left.

by MEZ178 January 13, 2008

Make Paper

Killing Trees

Marsha over in accounting always likes to make paper when reading her emails. Can you believe she prints them out every time? She's really killing a lot of trees by doing that

by nobodynobodyanonymous July 5, 2010

Party toilet paper

To do shitty stuff that kills everyones buzz at a social gathering is commonly referred to as 'party pooping'. 'Party toilet paper' is any act whereby one who has previously pooped on the party does something totally rad to undo said party poopery and bring everyone's spirits back up to awesomeness levels never anticipated.

me: Did you see that douchebag who pissed in the laundry hamper earlier? What a party pooper.
you: Ya, that was not cool, but then he totally made up for it when he brought that extra keg later! Party toilet paper!
(okay, maybe this term is pretty stupid)

by party mouth January 16, 2010

Paperwork

The stimulation or manipulation of ones own genitals, especially to orgasm; sexual self gratification.

I filed so much paperwork last night that my hand went numb and now I might have carpal tunnel.

by Gymfreak53 May 25, 2017

Paper Towel Destroyer

A person who destroys partial or whole rolls of paper towels by grabbing it with their sopping wet paws, leaving a visible moist hand print. They are usually lacking in the very basic rules of office bathroom etiquette.

Bob: Who the fuck used the john last?

Victor: Guess.

Bob: It was that fucking paper towel destroyer again, wasn't it.

Victor: Yup. I hope its not pee-pee.

by Umberto Guarvadez November 29, 2007

Paperwax

When a girl has a waxy piece of paper sitting on their stomach or vagina. The man then cums on the piece of paper and the girl will then lick it off.

Dude, Mark! Jessica does Paperwax!

by Dandaoz October 8, 2008