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poo shove

poo shove - pū shuv- n.- a formal palming of the rectum, typically for pleasure
2 in the pink and one in the stink just didnt cut it for janie, so she asked rob to give her a full poo shove"
by CNAYUPPPP February 6, 2017
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Poo Goblin

The Poo Goblin is a fabled character from as early as roman times, sometimes referred to as Pootus Bootus in the annals of history. He is the nightmarish guardian of the fountain of pooth. He can be spotted using public restrooms for am inordinate amount of time, carefully sifting through all the poos of the children, virtue true. So he can perform a poo transplant in order to restore youth (pooth) to his inner mechanism and live for 1000 more years.
Did you see Poo Goblin today guys? He was out with his plastic bag collecting the children's poo again
by GothMowgli May 24, 2022
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Poo Paralysed

When you buss the fattest shit and knocks the energy out of you so you have to sit on the toilet after shitting to recover then wipe your bum.
I'm poo paralysed man I can't get up from the toilet seat give me a minute to clean myself!
by Thepoomaster November 23, 2021
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poo lord

the god of gods, the creator of space jam and time, the overall best guy massive shlong btw,
poo lord da best guy heeeyaw
by poo lord January 19, 2021
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Poo storm

Activity: Go to the top of a parking garage and while your friends grab your hands keeping you from falling, squat on the edge and let your poo flow out onto the civilians down below
Some stupid teenagers hit me in the face with their dumb poo storm game
by billy baby 333 March 11, 2020
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Poo-talker

Someone who freely discusses bowel movements; in frequency, size and consistency terms. Said discussion will have no warning leading up to the description of the movement and may be weaved in to a casual conversation about the day, in general.
My wife is a real Poo-talker, she told me all about her breather today...
by Mrs G-unit May 28, 2018
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Poo-chogger

A name to call someone when playing minecraft or roblox.
ahaahahahaha william u died u poo-chogger
by Ancdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz February 25, 2020
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