poo toilet

The preferred toilet used to take a shit

I use the toilet on the second level is my poo toilet because no one uses it and it's always available

by Futurethe January 15, 2015

poo quality

When something's qualities can be compared with the relevant use of "poo", an American shortening of "poop". Excreted poop serves no purpose, and smells foul, and though it may look like chocolate, its taste is reprehensible. (Scott, 1975, This Poop Is Not Chocolate)

"This banana is of poo quality"---means the same as "This banana is worthless, its taste may even resemble that of poop."

by Mr.Come&SmokeThatGrassWithMe October 28, 2013

Pendulum Poo

When you eat long hair and then when you go to the toilet it swings from your bum like a pendulum on a grandfather clock, it's called a pendulum poo

I ate so much of Shannon's hair last night when I went to the toilet they were all pendulum poo's

by si m ba la bi m March 30, 2015

Poo Shunter

A male with a preference for the giving of anal sexual intercourse

He's not gay but he's such a Poo Shunter, liable to cause a pink sock incident one day.

by Yorkshirecunt October 5, 2015

Poo trance

The expression a baby or small child has when doing a poo.

Oscar's definitely in a poo trance. I'll grab a nappy.

by Marvellousm November 22, 2016

Whoody Poo

Someone who had no class, can't talk to girls, is a goofy and is lame to an extent that shouldn't even be reachable.

Latrellium is such a Whoody Poo, he couldn't even talk to Dakota despite her being single.

by iSaucy November 27, 2016

spew poo

It's when you have a sloop wet shit and bits of organic matter are visible and describable.

Catherine made a spew poo and looked into the bowl and forget she ate corn lat night.

by AdolfStalinKhanMalema November 29, 2015