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Beach Bagel

A girl that gets a sandy vagina (typically sand that is stuck inside and hard to wash out) after sex on a beach.
I had sex with her the other day on that private beach and she got a beach bagel.
by Zikiro April 1, 2015
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SHUFFLE UP YA BEACH!

The term "SHUFFLE UP YA BEACH" is a term where someone asks a Beach to shuffle their playing cards when playing UNO or Solitare etc.
Elon Musk: I won this round of UNO! Bill Gates: You cheated young man. Elon musk: Anyways let's ask the Beach to shuffle this card deck. *Clears throat* SHUFFLE UP YA BEACH!
by get dunked on idiot December 10, 2022
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beach weather

that band that made sex, drugs etc, but also has other dope songs.
"Have you heard Sex, Drugs etc. by Beach Weather. "
by A_G:) September 15, 2025
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beach bumbling

Beach Bumbling is when you love beaches and you jump from beach to beach with no real plan.
Term was coined on the Beach Bumbling YouTube channel.
We spent the day beach bumbling up the coast of Mexico.
by Lladdis July 29, 2024
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beach pancake

A beach pancake is a orgy of guys on the beach that is normally a public beach,there are just more than 5 guys having sex on a beach normally with a large crowd as well
Bro there was a big beach pancake yesterday I totally joined in you should have been there
by IheartGayButtSex June 1, 2018
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The Beach (Mental Illness)

The concept of a "beach" is a human perception constructed from sensory input, blending sand, water, and various elements into a mental experience. In reality, there is no universal or intrinsic existence of a beach; it is a mental abstraction shaped by individual interpretations of coastal environments.
I have been diagnosed with The Beach (Mental Illness). I have episodes where I believe there is a beach. In reality, there is no such thing.
by FLCOnTop January 3, 2024
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Bass Beach

A beautiful ocean front space for families and recreation rendered toxic and unusable for a generation by the incompetent leadership of Los Angeles Mayor Karen Bass.
Did you hear Johnny got cancer from playing volleyball on a Bass Beach.
by DonnieLA February 20, 2025
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