Nigel's dead mum

Nigel's keeping dead mums body's under the bed ATM'ing their weekly pension

Nigel's dead mum is beginning to rot

by mrs tosser August 3, 2025

mum

a mum!!!!! oh boy mums are awesome.

HEY MUM I LOVE YOU

by laralovescoffee October 15, 2019

ya mum in a milk bar

the most hilarious thing to ever be said

amanda:"hey emma what are you doing tonight?"
emma:"ya mum in a milk bar

by yeeturmum July 13, 2019

Mum

Mum. This is a word to address your mother. Often pronounced as (Mimm). Often used by Irish men with pizza shirts.

Tell Mum to use the upstairs bathroom.
Dad: okay I told mum

by Duggy June 2, 2018

Mum

A breed of human that are known as ‘likely psychopath’ on the Dutton scale. Known traits include attraction to good grades, revision and academic achievements. Danger level: Extreme
Response: avoid when possible. Do not provoke by refusing to do revision. May suffer terrible consequences if provoked.

Oh no, the mum has escaped!

by Mumologist December 11, 2020

Mum

The greatest person to ever live!!! Every one of them is as unique and special in their own way as another. They are the best person in the world so be sure to never disrespect them.

Johny: My Mum is the best person in the world!

Jack: Mine too!

by Supdawg2010 March 23, 2022

Ur mum

People use this as a joke as making fun of people's mothers by simply saying ur mum

"Yo I banged ur mum last night"

by Kingzxfooty February 12, 2022