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My dick

The largest, most magestic thing imaginable. You want it.
1 Wow my dick is huge !
by Ishmael56 June 11, 2018
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my dash

A term used to describe how fast you driven with your car.
Haha your so slow my dash is 140
by TSullyTyler February 17, 2018
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My life

A complete joke that I have considered to be a horrible mess so I decide to make jokes about it
Friend:Hey your really funny
Me:No I’m just really sad because my life is a complete joke
by Bitches love long words May 12, 2018
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my haters

People who act like they hate you or they are really annoying to you but really they wanna be you.
My Haters just really wants to be me
by Daddy's best friends wife's February 10, 2017
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My World

by #PWND January 16, 2018
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my duck

When someone asks for the duck that you have for a pet, you say: “My duck.”
“Hey can i have that cute duckling?”
“My duck!”
by Grim_001 June 13, 2020
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my dumbass

1. (pronoun) Used instead of I/me to refer to yourself when you are, in fact, a {{dumbass}}
my dumbass just tried to snort a line of salt like it was fucking coke
by WordInventor#20000 October 26, 2022
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