My dick

The largest, most magestic thing imaginable. You want it.

1 Wow my dick is huge !

by Ishmael56 June 11, 2018

my dash

A term used to describe how fast you driven with your car.

Haha your so slow my dash is 140

by TSullyTyler February 17, 2018

My life

A complete joke that I have considered to be a horrible mess so I decide to make jokes about it

Friend:Hey your really funny
Me:No I’m just really sad because my life is a complete joke

by Bitches love long words May 12, 2018

my haters

People who act like they hate you or they are really annoying to you but really they wanna be you.

My Haters just really wants to be me

by Daddy's best friends wife's February 10, 2017

My World

Jon Healy

My world = Jon Healy

by #PWND January 16, 2018

my duck

When someone asks for the duck that you have for a pet, you say: “My duck.”

“Hey can i have that cute duckling?”
“My duck!”

by Grim_001 June 13, 2020

my dumbass

1. (pronoun) Used instead of I/me to refer to yourself when you are, in fact, a {{dumbass}}

my dumbass just tried to snort a line of salt like it was fucking coke

by WordInventor#20000 October 26, 2022