chocolate-log face

n. One who "has feces for a face", but encoded so children and/or significant-others won't know you just said, "shit-face".

"WHAT?! You're asking me to reimburse you for the shipping-costs for the Christmas gifts you just gave us?!?!

You are such an effing CHOCOLATE-LOG FACE!!!"

(A variant, "choc-logged", can also be applied to describe past-drunkenness. For example:

"Dude...Yeah! <shit! the wife walked in> 'Um, yeah...I was definitely 'choc-logged' last night. Hehe....I have to go. Bye")

by FunkPumpkin September 10, 2011

Meat log

Another word for penis.

She blowed my meat log super hard.

by FuckBlow July 22, 2019

Throw another log on the fire

When you've clogged the toilet with shit and you have to shit again before you successfully clear the first clog

I know we haven't been able to flush that toilet in days but I'm about to throw another log on the fire

by Richard Penis January 9, 2023

alabama log flume

When you dirreah onto someone’s back and proceoto take a shit onto the waterfall and the shit flows down her back.

Hoe: Wanna try something new? TeHe ;)
Weird ass dude: How about an Alabama log flume?
Hoe: What’s that?
Weird ass dude: Magic!
Hoe: Let’s do it!

by TooMuchTime6969696969 October 25, 2018

sustainable native forest logging

the act of selectively logging in a area of Forest, buy selecting only the trees that are suitable for harvest. and leaving the others to re seed, the area until, they are then suitable to harvest.

sustainable native forest logging, in tasmania they have the best select logging practices in the world no longer clear falling huge areas of land and totaly destorying habitates.

by killerwew December 18, 2012

A-Logging

Named after Anthony "A-Log" Logatto, one of Chris-Chan's biggest detractors, A-Logging is the act of exaggerating the negative traits of a lolcow and excessively wishing harm on them to the point of which you start looking as bad if not worse than said lolcow.

Hey bro, cool it on the A-Logging. You're starting to look like a dick.

by AA-Money February 4, 2025

ghost logging

Its when you play DayZ, and log off in the middle of a fight, generally when in cover so the other player is still hunting for you, but wil never find you

(player 1 and his friend see player 2, and starts shooting)
(player 2 jumps behind a rock and logs off)
player 1: "Come on out!"
player 1's friend: "Don't bother, he's ghost logging"

by Blazingscout April 12, 2014