barkers log

A large, firm dog shit

I was out for a run and stepped in some barkers logs

He's a big dog, how will you deal with the barkers logs?
The kids can not go to the park because people are not cleaning up their barkers logs

by photo_journ October 2, 2020

Log Skirt

A lot skirt is a pencil skirt worn by a fat person.

“Omg, did you see Becky in that pencil skirt today?” -person

“It looked more like a log skirt” -person 2

by thot-o-meter December 10, 2018

Dog n' log

Having sex while the female defacates

Gave my wife a dog n' log last night

by Shitwhisker July 21, 2019

cream log

Millennial slang for a Hostess Twinkie.

I could really use some high fructose corn syrup right now. Do you have any cream logs?

by KingCraborNo? November 2, 2015

Meat log

A journal where you keep track of how much you have sex or jack off

I added a lot to my meat log this week

by Sjhdgsgdhjd October 7, 2018

haulin' a log

This pertains to someone with a penis. You can haul a log down the street, haul a log in class (if you happen to get an NRB). Mainly, anytime you are rocking a boner. Log meaning wood, haulin' meaning carrying. Thus, haulin' a log. Carrying a boner. This applies to transvestites, as some may have a penis now.

I can't stand up right now. I'm haulin' a log.

or
I bumped into Carol as I was haulin' a log. She seemed to enjoy it.
or
Rick was haulin' a log this morning when he walked downstairs to get breakfast, which shocked mom. and ruined everyone's morning.

by vineyardgecko October 21, 2015

Georgia Log Ride

The act of having anal-sex when the woman suddenly starts to take a shit.

Man: "I sure do love anal-sex!"

Woman: "Well hang on honey! You're about to go for a Georgia Log Ride!"

by JakeThePinetree January 25, 2017