hoe-log prologue

the videos/pictures a girl posts to her story before she goes galivanting through the streets with her girls.

mostly GRWM and pre-game videos/pictures so everyone can see how lit their life isn't while she's out living her bestie with her besties

Noon: NYE 2023-Time to post my Hoe-Log Prologue "Doin' The Mimosta" so everybody sees I'm already having a better time than them.

by KurtyFlo December 30, 2022

Meat log

A journal where you keep track of how much you have sex or jack off

I added a lot to my meat log this week

by Sjhdgsgdhjd October 7, 2018

Logging

The act of cutting your log in half with a heavy stream of urine after taking a poo and before wiping.

Man#1: Dude, you were in the bathroom for a minute. You ok?

Man#2: Yeah, I'm, I was just logging a couple of turds.

by Huge hammer69 April 17, 2024

Elkford log splitter

Your girlfriend is wearing a g string thong and has a shit and while it comes out the ass it splints the log with ease

My gf something else she shit and was wearing a thong but I got to see first hand what a elkford log splitter was.

by Hillbilly antichrist December 18, 2024

Swamp log

A used tampon stuck on the inside of a female's undies after she takes them off and leaves it.

She's pretty nasty . She pulled off her underwear, passed out, and left her swamp log next to the couch.

by Pony tank 69 April 4, 2021

moth logging

The act of crushing moths into a paste and using it for an enema.

Thomas is moth logging because he has eaten too many tupperware boxes. Thomas's moth logging addiction is consuming his life. His children are scared for life and will never be the same.

by Aedion232323 March 15, 2024

Log off

When you just did something so downbad you have to log out your accounts. Or log off your device or sum.

“NAH IT WAS A JOKE!”
“Nah you went to far Ima need you to log off for me.”

by Bracefacelaylayduh February 6, 2022