The texas logs

The Texas logs is only found in Texas. The Texas logs is where you go into a restroom, a friends house or a public place and it appears that people don’t know how to flush the toilet and they love their logs. Must be from all of the brisket, steak, bbq and tacos they eat that the Texas log will not flush.

Flush the Texas logs in the toilet. Must be a Texas log in that toilet. Too much brisket is your diet and the Texas log will not flush

by Bubba A July 25, 2021

Washington log flume

When you poop in a river and paddle away from the fecal matter. But then you fall out of the raft and catch the shit on your face

I ended my marriage because my wife was struck with a Washington log flume.

by GSI apples July 28, 2023

Meat Log

A log of meat

I ate the Meat Log

by BillisChegg April 16, 2019

Wet Logging

A British term for pooping

“Oui, where you going mate?”
“Going to the can go do a little wet logging”

by JimFoot January 29, 2019

Mid-log

The time between one end of the fecal matter is coming out of your ass and that same end touches the water of the toilet.

Mom:
Hey Tom come take the trash out!

Tom: I can’t Mom I’m mid-log!

by Cwl2000 October 3, 2018

logging off discord

A meme gif that was spread across discord for a few days. the kid in the photo is called tiger and his home is in a discord server named duboria. This image is now VERY offensive and frowned upon by the server of origin.

This gif has a dog with thigh highs transforming.

Dude! did you just use the logging off discord!?!?!

by SomeUrbanKid December 22, 2024

Anna Log

Whenever a girl named Anna leaves a log, it is referred to as an Anna Log.

"Anna left one too many Anna Logs in the toilet!"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO May 12, 2023