A Log Just Hit the Fire Door

The sudden onset of the need to shit urgently.

Damn, A log just hit the fire door, I'll be right back.

by ipat8 February 16, 2024

punky log

In the olden day’s, during the western expansion, settlers would arrive to camp late, (usually in the dark) and throw the first log they could on the fire. After sippin whiskey, campers would fall asleep by the fire. Come morning, the lonely men would wake up with a terrible cough from the moss and fungus on the log they had burned the night before.

Wow bro, you don’t look so good after that one night stand. Looks like you slept next to a punky log.

by Rsymps December 2, 2017

Ruby Log Jam

A bloody bowel obstruction. Symptoms include light headedness, a full stomach, and no bowel movement for more than 7 days. Please go to the hospital immediately if you have these symptoms.

When she finally pooped, she was relieved of her Ruby Log Jam.

Every time I eat chipotle, I get a Ruby Log Jam.

by #Nurseratchet October 31, 2021

Log Skirt

A lot skirt is a pencil skirt worn by a fat person.

“Omg, did you see Becky in that pencil skirt today?” -person

“It looked more like a log skirt” -person 2

by thot-o-meter December 10, 2018

Chestnut Log

A douchebag's hard turd. Chestnut - a term used in lieu of "douchebag". Log - term used for very hard, large turds often due to constipation.

Chestnut Logs are often seen where Bears have once roamed.

by anonymous July 26, 2023

Flamin’ Hot Logs

The name of the shit you take after you just went demon mode on an entire bag of Flamin’ Hot Cheetos. And it feels like Satan is holding a blowtorch to your asshole.

Bro, I shouldn’t have ate those Cheetos, I just dropped some Flamin’ Hot Logs.

by SoccerislifeLMAO December 14, 2022

Bumps on a Log

It's that thing when one gay guy puts his testicles on another gay guys' penis. (From Saturday Night Live)

Gay guy: "hey you want to have relations?"
Other gay guy: "only if you do Bumps on a Log..."

by Blazed_Dorito April 12, 2019