Log Flume

When someone pisses and shits at the same time, and the shit flows along the piss stream.

Hey, what took you so long?

Sorry, I just dropped a MASSIVE log flume.

by Schmunglin May 29, 2025

Log

Autism

Log autism

by TeeJ2319 October 3, 2023

Log Roll

Taking a shit on a place, person or thing and then manually rolling it over that place, person or thing.

Justin took a shit on Eric’s deck then log rolled it into the pool.

by HamptonsInn August 23, 2020

carpet log

An oblong piece of excrement(Human or Animal) on a carpet

Bro,there's a carpet log in your living room.

by alextheman October 27, 2012

Logness Monster

A shit so big that it sticks its head up out of the water like the Lochness Monster.

Every time I each a Chipotle Burrito I end up seeing the Logness Monster.

by jensenbox1 May 29, 2025

Log press kiss

A quite dangerous first kiss for strongmen and strongwomen athletes that involves both people to press their logs and then miss with the log over head. The perfect Instagram post.

Those two would make a perfect Log press kiss if she could handle the eye Contact.

by Cmonkey April 18, 2022

Log Chain

A man with unprecedented penis size. Originally coined by Orange Daddy.

"Orange Daddy whipped out the Log Chain"

by JasonAldong September 2, 2014