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log of legends

A Legendary defecation, not just Epic but possibly the most ultimate shit that gives 90+ marginal utility and the release of dopamine for many an hour. If you don’t feel the urge to share the event with a sibling it isn’t a Log of Legends.

Logs of Legends are laid by Champions in their quest for Nexus obliteration – make Nidalee proud, ya filthy animal!
Urban myth – eSport is a term coined by and stolen from a Lancastrian latrine when a patron of said latrine had passed a Log of Legends and was sat unwiped in blissful enjoyment of their own stench. Another patron entered the communal area and uttered the now immortal soliloquy – “ eee sport, what the fuck did tha ‘ave from th’kebab shop last night? ‘ave yer guts died and gone bad or is it…nah…maybe…a Log of Legends?” – just before dying from the WMD.
by Dogburster Big Bolox September 23, 2021
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The texas logs

The Texas logs is only found in Texas. The Texas logs is where you go into a restroom, a friends house or a public place and it appears that people don’t know how to flush the toilet and they love their logs. Must be from all of the brisket, steak, bbq and tacos they eat that the Texas log will not flush.
Flush the Texas logs in the toilet. Must be a Texas log in that toilet. Too much brisket is your diet and the Texas log will not flush
by Bubba A July 25, 2021
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Lady log

When a lady takes a ladylike shit.
Nadine left a lady log in my toilet. Awww.
by JStet July 25, 2021
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Anal Log

like the opposite of a sneaky shit just a big old log into the shitter just plop plop loud ass sound boomboom plttt
brb mate gonna take a dump
sneaky shit ?
nah mate anal log
fuck good luck mate *taps ass* *strokes tail*
by anonymous March 1, 2022
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Log bait

Log bait is one of the best decks in Clash Royale if you play decks like golem decks e giant decks and ebarbs rage and lumberloon or mega knight go die in a ditch your just bad but back to log bait people that use it is just good at the game with actual skill
This deck is mainly used by chads. This deck is mainly used in high ladder and mid ladder in the famous game Clash Royale just remember to use log bait to win games.
by RION March 6, 2022
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Log

1. The phenomenon when you are experiencing difficulties because of unstable internet connection. It triggers your annoyance and anger.

It is the cause of some people's anger issue.

It will make you harsh things like cursing non-stop, smashing the keyboard, punching the monitor, breaking the CPU, and/or throwing your phone.

2. It may be the best excuse to give to your professors to avoid participation in online class and also when playing online games when in reality you are just stupid.
Player1: Noob! Just quit! Useless stupid player
Player2: Sorry, log
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Lincoln Log

A shit so large that Abraham Lincoln could build his entire house out of it.
Dropped a fat Lincoln Log today, stank to high hell
by Garfibromyalgia May 20, 2021
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