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Jordan

an incredibly cute and hilarious guy that always knows how to put a smile on your face. he’s very athletic and attracts all the ladies. just by the way of his words he can make you fall for him instantly. his smile makes you blush. He’s really goofy and a bit clumsy at times. But Jordan’s are really good at listening when you need someone. You could talk to him for hours. But he might fall asleep on you because he’s such a hard worker. He loves and cares for his family so much. Hes willing to do whatever it takes to put a smile on your face. He’s definitely dad material. Despite his past he looks at the bright side of things. Jordan’s can be a bit cheesy but really know how to flirt. Jordan’s are an amazing best friend/boyfriend. If you have a Jordan in your life, KEEP THEM!!
“Jordan is soo sweet. I’m crushing on him so hard.”
by Brooklyn;))) April 7, 2019
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Jordan

A beautiful girl. She is very kind and sweet. She is funny too.
by HL2862 April 20, 2018
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the jordan effect

when you beef with a girl named jordan, ur ass become sooggier than everrrr. smd ivette
ivette: "Omg why evb sayin my ass soggier than ever"
elisa:"thats the jordan effect for ya"
by elisamariaaaaa November 24, 2023
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Jordan

The biggest asshole you’ll ever meet he’s sweet but super insecure don’t ever date one.
Oh your dating Jordan I’ll be praying for you
by Laquanesha October 30, 2022
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Jordan Makenzie Yocum

Jordan Makenzie Yocum. The definition of everything you'velse been looking for, yet you just didn't know it. Her imperfections piece together to create the most close to perfect human being. She's an absolute dork, super weird, she's hilarious(shmashmehsmheh), she's could make you smile in your darkest days. She's absolutely stunning, I mean drop dead gorgeous, the first day you'll see her, you won't want it to be your last, she's anot absolute gem. She's absolutely amazing, she's absolutely amazing, she isn't anyone else but herself. I love her.
Dude#1: so dude, I met this girl right, she's a beaut, she's everythingoing you could imagine, but one katrillion times more.

Dude#2: Dipshit, how do you not know this. She's obviously a Jordan Makenzie Yocum
by Little mouse September 5, 2016
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Jordan Soffer

A cool 8th grader at Welsh Valley Middle School that lives directly outside of Philadelphia in Bryn Mawr, PA who enjoys acting, going to the movies at the cinema, and long walks in the neighborhood with his friends.
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by JDog1029 May 6, 2013
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Jordan

Some balding fat nigga thats gonna die at 25 of a heart attack. Nobody likes him because he smells like a baboon
Person A: "Is jordan in?"
Person B: "How did you miss him? He is the size of jupiter and you can smell him a mile away"
by Imkubo November 17, 2023
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