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Not Johnny

Someone who appears to be, but is in fact, not Johnny.
Dude! That Dude over there is a not Johnny!
by ShrewdSauce November 26, 2021
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Vanilla Johnny

The only thing I have ever been addicted to. He is funny, smart, hot as fuck, and I'd bow down and worship him like the king he is anyday. He's the only one who holds the power. The only person who has ever captured my full attention and is powerful enough to hold the key that unlocks everything, anything, anyplace, anytime.
Damn, did you see Vanilla Johnny over there?

I did. I'd love to grab a coke with him tonight... I know that vanilla coke will be the best ever.
by youaremy#1 yo October 12, 2023
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Johnny

Noun: A person who says the most despicably stupid things and then pretends that he didn't say it the next day
"Which ones better axe or old spice."
"The superior one is clearly axe. Axe is amazing."
"God why are you being such a Johnny."
by anonymous May 3, 2023
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johnny boys

Johnny boys are jealous man hoes who like everything for themselves. Including hoes, money, wives, houses, etc.
Its a turf war between johnny boys in the streets of la.
by aromabinger March 22, 2024
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Johnny Murphies Displasia

It's when ya got poo in your brain brother
My brain smells like a fart, I've got Johnny Murphies displasia
by GeckoMaBoi May 2, 2023
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