to pull a johnny

to be arrogant. to think of oneself to be talented in ALL ways.

Ex. I am johnny. i love playing the guitar and thus, i am musical. (even though it is an obvious fact that he sucks.) I just pulled a johnny.

by hugs4thugs May 1, 2005

Soggy Johnny

used when in anger and you need to retalliate to something you don't care about

I couldn't give a soggy johnny about your new shoes, im watching the football!

by Hitcher 1001 August 5, 2008

wet johnny

when you are in a bathroom stall, take a large amount of toilet paper or paper towels (anything 'dunkable'), dunk it in the pissy/shitty water, and throw at target.

Guy 1: timmy threw some wet paper towels at me while i was taking a dump, so i gave him a wet johnny right in the face!

Guy 2: it's the only proper revenge for being hit with a wet paper towel while pooping.

by big daddy sex penis January 8, 2010

Pull a Johnny

Verb- to drunkenly steal a girl's purse or other valuable possesion, often times in a club or other social setting, resulting in possible arrest and embarassment

Did you hear what happened to Isaac last night? He was so drunk he decided to pull a johnny on that poor slut and ended up getting caught and arrested!

by jd12345 February 9, 2010

to pull a johnny

1. verb. to have a wardrobe consisting of only jersey. thus, making one a jersey whore
2. verb. to be desperate for girls. one would go as far as violating the golden rule of "bros before hoes" in order to get girls.

Ex.1: "Hey didnt you wear that james jersey yesterday?"
"Noo. its another one"
"HOLY. you just pulled a johnny"

Ex.2: "o man that guy just pulled a johnny. what a pimp. what a BSER"

by gangsterworldwide April 22, 2005

Island Johnny

The act of Fucking a girl in her anus, in a bathtub, while hitting her in the back of the head with a coconut.

Man me and **** just swent to my house and she totally let me give her an island johnny!

by Xx_BaBy_KoRn_xX June 4, 2010

Bohnny Johnny

A group or gathering of drangus, delgrangos, or drongoloids. Also see Brohnnty, Dohnnty, or Donsley.

"Two dranguses over there, behind the Bohnny Johnny."

"Where my Bohnny Johnny's at"

"I can't believe how hot and sexy that Bohnny Johnny is, I'd let them drangus all over my delgrangos any day"

by Bohnny Johnny September 25, 2020