A song that sounds really bad and staticky because of the sound card on the computer or the recording device thus making your ears bleed.
Bill: Hey did you hear John's new song?
Damon: Yeah, but I got a static ear bleed because of all the static, he really needs to get a new computer.
Damon: Yeah, but I got a static ear bleed because of all the static, he really needs to get a new computer.
by hewhosubmitsdefinitions July 20, 2009
by asnobor January 04, 2025
Jewlery that dramatically stretches the earlobes, sometimes with the intention of earlobe copulation. indcates robust participation in receiving anal intercourse.its
Hey that guy/girl totally gauged out their ears with fuckablr ear plugs. This indicates that they need their holes stretched. (S)he takes it in the ass
by m6e6t6 April 04, 2019
Person 1: Look at that silly monkey in the zoo!
Person 2: LIKE YOUR ANCESTORS! *Racist ears*
Person 1: I really like this sushi they made here.
Person 2: FRESH FROM THE RICE FARMS! *Racist ears*
Changing the subject/topic to be derogatory against a religion or group of ethic backgrounds. Perhaps interfering in a conversation to objectify racism.
Person 2: LIKE YOUR ANCESTORS! *Racist ears*
Person 1: I really like this sushi they made here.
Person 2: FRESH FROM THE RICE FARMS! *Racist ears*
Changing the subject/topic to be derogatory against a religion or group of ethic backgrounds. Perhaps interfering in a conversation to objectify racism.
by KBMane March 03, 2024
by Oh yes daddy😂 February 02, 2021
A person who can silently stay supportive in your earbuds/headphones or converse while you go about your day, providing love and luck.
by Mama2toAs April 24, 2024
1 To purposefully listen in on a conversation; Even though it was not intended for them; Being nosy.
2 Another term for eavesdropping
2 Another term for eavesdropping
A. Guy 1 and 2 are talking upstairs, Guy 3 is downstairs listening to them talk at the bottom of the stairs to listen in on what they are planning on Friday, he is Ear Hustling.
B. Guy A : "Hey Guy B.., My Mom was Ear Hustling while I was on the xbox last night.."
Guy B : "How much did she hear??"
Guy A : "Pretty much everything.."
B. Guy A : "Hey Guy B.., My Mom was Ear Hustling while I was on the xbox last night.."
Guy B : "How much did she hear??"
Guy A : "Pretty much everything.."
by grandest of autismo August 12, 2019