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The Great Masters of Pubic Science

The company of The Great Masters of Pubic Science were founded by the two top managers, Freda Mason & Georgia Sofokleous. They're main work is to do anything that has stuff to do with pubescity and ask people about how hairy their "garden" is in their "magic kingdom" and also give awards to guys with the sexiest titties (who is now fired for a very important reason) and girls with the most penis-looking vaginas. Thanks to The Great Masters of Pubic Science, there are now special shampoos and conditioners specially made to keep your pubic hair healthy, damage-free and nice smelling, so your partner doesn't complain about your pubic hair smelling like your breath (in other words, like SHIT!). You can find our shampoos and conditioners anywhere in drugstores where they sell cocaine, roofies and flavored condoms. We hope you enjoy using our pubic cleaning products. Oh, and if you have the hairiest "garden" or the biggest guy nipples contact us. I'm not telling you how, just find a way. : Thank you.
Yesterday: I'VE JUST BEEN AWARDED THE KING OF SEXY TITTIES BY THE GREAT MASTERS OF PUBIC SCIENCE! :D
Today: Wtf?! I just got fired coz I showed my sexy titties to one of the managers and not the rest of the horny company. D:
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[great wrinkled pumpkin]

On Halloween going trick or treating at an elderly person's house
Hey Mark lets go visit the great wrinkled pumpkin
by fitzdogg December 14, 2010
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The Great Pyramid of Giza

When anywhere between 10,000 and 100,000 men shit on a girl's chest thus creating one of the 7 wonders of the world.
Has anyone seen Faye, Chrissy or Hillary?

Yeah, Faye just became part of history by having the Great Pyramid of Giza built on her while the others watched. Good thing is that now America has something that's more than 3 years old in it.
by Nasty Egyptian Bastard July 26, 2010
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The Great Disco Balls

The word is usually is used in this fashion TGDB. Someone who unknowingly exposes his testicles while removing his pants/shorts to wear his undergarments to sun bathe or go swimming in the water or to change into other garments.
Hey The Great Disco Balls is coming over everyone stay clear while he changes his clothes.
by Agent 99 October 12, 2005
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Great Awsomelicious

When you see a girl that you can't explain with words or movements. When speechless with awe in your eyes.
" Damn that girl was.... was.... was.... Great Awsomelicious!!! "
by Edizzle4life April 13, 2008
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Great! A bit of road!

A phrase commonly used when I play Carcassonne
I will recieve a piece of road as my tile for my go, when at that point I don't need it...
Great! A bit of road!
by Secret B0y February 18, 2009
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great fan-boys

Fanboys

A rare species. Often found in bookstores,

Sometimes seen swarmed by fangirls. The two are not that different; exept for the fact that there is 43% more of the fangirl population. A fanboy who is admired by a fangirl is usually considered very lucky, as fangirls have high standards and mostly go for fictional characters. A fanboy can be interested in sports, but would rather stay inside with a book, wrapped in a blanket and eating pizza. They are as

hostile as fangirls when approached during an important chapter of a book. They can also be spotted sitting at the back of a class, at the corner of the bus or library.
The great fan-boys of all time all love Doctor Who
by nalydonerom March 8, 2014
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