matthew's holy hammer

A dick so big in size that girls/guys refer to it as Matthew's holy hammer for how hard he hammers their pussys/anus usually leaves a big enough space it put two whitesides
Cade: Daniel totally Matthew's holy hammered me last night I could fit a football in there now.

Daniel: I totally Matthew's holy hammered cade last night.I made him my bitch.again.
by St.damien February 19, 2014
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Laughter Holy Ghost

When you remember something funny from a previous time and break out into uncontrollable laughter. Can make others think that you're retarded or be mental unstable
I just remembered watching Kevin Hart and broke out into a Laughter Holy Ghost! LMAO!!
by dman4 October 12, 2011
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holy loller

Used as a disparaging term for a member of any of various religious denominations in which spiritual fervor is expressed by laughing out loud or, in some cases, merely saying "El Oh El".
Person One: ...so I prayed for a while, then Jesus gave me this brand new car he took off an unrighteous sinner! LOL!!! I love the Lord!

Person Two: Oh Person One, you are such a holy loller.
by A pseudonym March 13, 2005
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Holy Infant

Holy Infant is probably one of the best schools. I would have never been the person I am today if It weren't for this school. Teachers are great, and are determined to help anyone. Holy Infant helped me grow in my faith tremendously, and I love this school. It also taught me how to respect everyone around me.
by MNColly123 June 15, 2010
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Holy Dali lama

a word you sustitute for "HOLY SHIT!!!" when your talking in a mock Indian accent.
Holy Dali Lama!!! That man just robbed my liquor store!!!
by St. Sinner May 01, 2007
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Holy Shit on a Shingle

Expression of suprise, happiness.

Example:

"HOLY SHIT ON A SHINGLE! I JUST BROKE MY ARM!"
"That'll leave a mark"
"HOLY SHIT ON A SHINGLE! I JUST BROKE MY ARM!"
"That'll leave a mark"
by The Dude WithTude March 31, 2010
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holy mother of pearl

thats a holy mother of pearl.
by frank mazouskii February 11, 2008
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