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terminal hour glass failure

This is when a pc or a laptop decides to hang at the most critical e-mail/operation that you have ever done in your entire life.
It is also when IT comes along and states the bloody obvious that you pc/laptop has just hung and needs to quit .It also results in the loss of the data that you were either doing or sending resulting in a huge amount of tourettes from yourself and 4 weeks work down the pan
your pc/laptop has suffered terminal hour glass failure,or has just hung
by mytts69 August 10, 2010
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jewish shot glass

Where you use someones foreskin pull it up and use it as a shot glass
Johny did 5 jewish shot glasses what a legend
by Mr avocado man December 5, 2023
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Glasses guy

"John is such a glasses guy. The only thing he does every day is studying."
by seamenmonster69 August 9, 2023
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Kobe Glass

A small but smooth guy, But when messed with might be one hell of a person to calm down, He won’t hold back anything when it’s time to handle his business.
Don’t mess with Kobe Glass, Your gonna regret it.
by Micheal suave June 18, 2019
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glasses

when you have wrongly and unforgivably belittled, ridiculed and traumatised your husband of 26 years, almost driving him into suicide, because of his smaller than average genitals. turns out you have been extremely shortsighted, never ever being diagnosed, wandering your vague, wishywashy world in awe of unfathomable silhouettes of miniatures.
"Thomasius, Darling, what can I say or do that can possibly unsay or undo the hell I have put you through. There is nothing. I stand in front of you ashamed, guilty and sad.

The optician said it will take another 3-4 weeks until my glasses arrive. She advised me to choose windowglass-thickness to make your doodoo look its original size again.
Please forgive me, dearest.
by Krkič May 3, 2019
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Sherman’s glasses

A slang word for when someone has large glasses, looks nerdy, or has red hair coloration.
My friend Archie has Sherman’s glasses
by Lukecool82738 August 14, 2025
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