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give jake a hand job day

on may 8th you have to go to the bathroom with jake and give him a hand job.
i gave jake a hand job because its give jake a hand job day.
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giving a guy candy for his birthday

giving a guy candy on his birthday, especially sour patch kids, really means "I wanna bang you during whatever class period we happen to be in"
Katie-"here's some candy Marco"
Marco-"okay I brought the condoms"
Hannah- "OMG Tyler!! Katie's giving a guy candy for his birthday so she can finally get laid!"
by fuck me bill cosby May 13, 2013
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I’ll give u a fire succ

Something you say to try to bribe someone to give you something or to get them to do something
UrbanDictionary Admin:Sorry, this isn’t a real definition.
Josh: I’ll give u a fire succ if you put this on the site anyways
by Dead A55 June 4, 2018
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National Give Skyy 25$ Day

March 8th !! Everyone give skyy 25 $
Skyy: give me 25 $
Boy: no way!
Skyy: it’s national give skyy 25$ day!
Boy:ugh here!
by iiamskyyt March 7, 2022
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Give bro some ice cream

This really empowering phrase made after the man the myth the legend, Hamza. this phrase means that someone needs to calm down, like the phrase “take a chill pill” this phrase is used when someone is really pissed or angry.
Guy 1:

“ he has a penis up his butt lol”
Guy 2:

laugh out loud 😹😹”
“Give bro some icecream
Guy 1:
“That wasnt funny at all”

Give bro some ice cream means take a chill pill, or that is what people have studied.
by Getyogetback September 30, 2023
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Give Your Boyfriend Head Day

July 3rd is Give Your Boyfriend Head Day! Rejoice, and give gawk gawk to your boyfriend.
“Oh hey isn’t it July 3rd today?”
“Yeah, it is Give Your Boyfriend Head day isn’t it… wait that means you have to give me head!”
by sweetandsourrice June 21, 2021
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Euphemism for quickly bopping the bacon prior to a mutually agreed upon event or outing.
I'll meet you at the bar shortly, I just gotta give the dog a kong.
by Tyler-Leach June 15, 2022
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