fries

in South africs crayfish were/are given to fishermen instrad of a salary

he received his "fries" . After catching a hundred crayfish hr was allowed to go home with a ten.

by truthdigger October 30, 2017

Fries

When you fry a rat in cheese oil

did you fry those fries?

by njdskjfndsjfnds November 14, 2022

fries

fries is the remains of a brutaly murdered potato, they are tasty tho... I mean, just imagine a cute lil' potato getting put on a cutterboard and then just brutaly sliced in pieces.

person1: I want to get some fries
person2: YOU EVIL!

by marsmewow December 08, 2020

Don't eat my fries.

What someone says when the (stupidly) leave their fries unattended. Usually resulting in at least five fries gone when they get back.

Person 1: "Don't eat my fries."
Person 2: "A'ight"
Person 2 eats a fry
Person 1 throws water bottle at Person 2's stomach, making him spit out the fry
Person 1: "What we learn?"

by pigheadedweirdo August 09, 2018

double fried

In which you get a sunburn, on top of a healing sunbirn that has begun to peel

Jerry: Man i really fucked up
Jack: how so?
Jerry: i got double fried because i forgot to bring sunscreen again

by Kitten_Pop June 12, 2021

fried jesus

a man who makes the most delicious cannibalistic fried food. oh yes he makes it delicious....

Aw man, he's such a fried jesus

by DilandRick January 12, 2017

Maryland Crab fries

When you're in the process of eating a hairy girl's ass out and you crochet her hairs into a net with your tongue as If it was a cheery stem. She then shits out through the net creating delicious warm fries ready for consumption(add old bay if desired).

Hey bro I just had some maryland crab fries the other night with my gf

by Maryland crabber January 14, 2020