Wouldn't puck flies off a cow shite

Irish phrase, used to describe someone who lacks any skill in the sport of hurling/ camogie. When referring to Ireland's national sport, one may commonly hear people mention the act of 'pucking' the sliothar (ball) with the hurley, one of the many skills in the game. Pucking is in fact considered to be the sport's most fundamental skill, with any inability to perform this skill essentially dooming a player to failure. In rural Ireland, where hurling is commonly played, it is not uncommon for one to encounter the fecal matter of cows or other animals when strolling through a country field. On closer inspection, one may observe insects such as flies and dung beetles congregating around the fecal matter. The proximity of the flies to the fecal matter is generally such that they would be very easy targets should one feel compelled to swing a hurley in their direction. Thus, for someone to be considered unable to connect with flies in close proximity to a cow's fecal matter, they must be completely lacking in the basic skills of hurling/ camogie.

Jaysus Christ that full forward wouldn't puck flies off a cow shite!

by Jotinmick December 9, 2018

Frosted poop flakes

when you destroy bottom for the first time ever and You nut so HARD 8===>~@
After the fun is damage control and he try’s to fart it all out, few hrs later you have full confidence to fart and your result will be crusted up poop flakes

Damn my ass is so fucking itchy from these frosted poop flakes

by Hungalphamntwank December 10, 2018

don't flake

Do not use to much of drugs/ don't over do it with the drugs.

Steve: I just bought bought some weed.
Johnny: Don't flake again tonight.
Steve: Why?
Johnny: My mom is going to be home.
Steve: Ok I wont over do it.

by Pimp Gang June 2, 2019

Do u fike poneapple

A humorous way of asking someone if they like pineapple but no one gets it

Friend #1: Do u fike poneapple?
Friend #2: Huh, do u mean do I like pineapple?
Friend #1: Yee

by Fortnite1500 October 9, 2020

White Danger Flakes

Another term for the fearsome white stuff from our skies. SNOW! They are feared by those not prepared for their fall but yet enjoyed by children.

Credit of the term to Britt's Pub of Saint John

Friend 1: What's wrong? You look stressed.
Friend 2: I still have my all seasons on and the

weather looks bad.
Friend 2: Oh crap White Danger Flakes!

by Noremac1981 January 2, 2021

Shitty ass flake

Bro if someone calls you this they have no friends.

“Your really throwing out a good friendship for a shitty ass flake madison”

by Madssawy January 2, 2021

and no flies

Polari for ”honestly”/"seriously”/"straight up”/"dead serious”

(please note: these are modernised versions of the use of this phrase)

”Seriously! They just stole my food, and no flies! ”

”She was literally so hot, no flies”

by hehehehoohoo :p licc May 5, 2021