The Finger Man

No he doesn't have alot of fingers, he's just here to finger you

John: I met the finger man last night

Alex: Aw dude, that must've been scary

John: No not really

by Lucky_im_gay March 13, 2021

Ghost fingers

Ghost fingers - when fingering a mot with long slender fingers and/or the precision of a ninja that she doesn't even know it happened

dicko - "aw man, bumpin' and grindin' this bird and i used ghost fingers like a champ, she hadn't a clue"

by ghost fingers prime July 22, 2013

spirit fingering

When you finger a girl so hard she has a religious epiphany.

I was spirit fingering Jenny so hard she thought I was God.

by DoubleButtBoy December 31, 2016

Happy Finger

The bird. The manual fuck you. The middle finger of derision, hate and discontent. Normally used in the same manner as "flipping the bird," in this instance styled "hoisting the happy finger."

Malcolm hoisted the happy finger at the cops, who promptly beat him senseless with their batons. Gennifer flipped a happy finger at her mother, who grounded her until her 21st birthday.

by Zazbek January 1, 2013

mallet fingers

Mallet fingers, i.e. when a boy is really bad at fingering a girl, so bad it is painful. Possibly big fingers, or just bad practice.

Jane: Did you have fun with Raymond last night.
Cat: Yeah i heard you went back with him!?
Lucy: Yeah wish i hadnt though, he had real mallet fingers!
Jane: ooh ouch!

by CrackwhoMoFo June 13, 2009

Text Fingers

The state one's fingers are in when texting extremely fast.

Oh snap, that chick has got fast text fingers!

by flakycake May 6, 2010

rude finger

A finger which means the f-word. Position varies in different countries.

Person A: Oh my god I just realised the English rude finger means older brother in Japanese

*goes up to older brother*

Person A: Hi bruv
Person A's big brother: Why the f**k are you pointing the rude finger?
Person A: It means older brother in Japa-----

*Person A's big brother tells Person A off*

Person A: Uh oh

by Carrot_Random_6 December 3, 2022