Text Fingers

The state one's fingers are in when texting extremely fast.

Oh snap, that chick has got fast text fingers!

by flakycake May 6, 2010

The Finger Man

No he doesn't have alot of fingers, he's just here to finger you

John: I met the finger man last night

Alex: Aw dude, that must've been scary

John: No not really

by Lucky_im_gay March 13, 2021

Finger warming

When a girl leaves her fingers inside of her vagina either after masturbation or during a nap.

Damn I accidentally fell asleep with my fingers inside me I guess u could call that finger warming

by Kittykat2327 September 11, 2021

pink finger

When you fart on your own finger the poke somebody in the eye causing them to get pink eye

Victor: what happened? your eye is swollen.
Keith: Nick gave me the pink finger

by wetzpretz December 15, 2013

Ghost fingers

Ghost fingers - when fingering a mot with long slender fingers and/or the precision of a ninja that she doesn't even know it happened

dicko - "aw man, bumpin' and grindin' this bird and i used ghost fingers like a champ, she hadn't a clue"

by ghost fingers prime July 22, 2013

Happy Finger

The bird. The manual fuck you. The middle finger of derision, hate and discontent. Normally used in the same manner as "flipping the bird," in this instance styled "hoisting the happy finger."

Malcolm hoisted the happy finger at the cops, who promptly beat him senseless with their batons. Gennifer flipped a happy finger at her mother, who grounded her until her 21st birthday.

by Zazbek January 1, 2013

mallet fingers

Mallet fingers, i.e. when a boy is really bad at fingering a girl, so bad it is painful. Possibly big fingers, or just bad practice.

Jane: Did you have fun with Raymond last night.
Cat: Yeah i heard you went back with him!?
Lucy: Yeah wish i hadnt though, he had real mallet fingers!
Jane: ooh ouch!

by CrackwhoMoFo June 13, 2009