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The Frank dilemma

**The Frank Dilemma** is a moral question about fictional characters who are mentally much older than their physical age. This often happens with characters who are vampires, immortals, or time travelers. The dilemma asks who these characters can date in a way that feels morally right: should they date people who match their mental age, or people who are the same age as their body looks?
Five from The Umbrella academy is often the subject of The Frank dilemma among fan conversations.
by Skinnystem January 22, 2025
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Filthy Frank

One of the best things to come out of the 2010s. Everyone misses him, many revisit his videos to get chromosomes and a hit of nostalgia from his filth. He now goes by Joji, but many believe he persued a music career to get enough chromosomes to defeat the Dark Lord Chin-Chin once and for all. Most also believe he still has the Pink Suit and The Dirty Blue Shirt in the back of his closet that both still talk to him like the Green Goblin costume.
I miss Filthy Frank. Maybe if we make some video sacrifices, it will generate enough chromosomes to bring him back.
by Failurebitch February 21, 2025
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hold frank

by johnporkfromoblock March 9, 2025
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frank ass nigga

by Keon H March 13, 2025
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Frank Ocean

i couldnt tell you more about mr.christopher edwin breaux because we do not know where he is. please come back frank.
person 1 "i miss frank ocean"
person 2 "me too."
by ilovemusicsomuchomg June 6, 2024
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Uncle Franked

The act of subjecting food, particularly kebabs, to a questionable culinary practice, this involves retrieving discarded kebab parts from the bin and reassembling them, replicating the controversial method practiced by a shop with the same name. It results in a meal with uncertain origins and potential gastrointestinal repercussions.
We ordered a kebab from that dodgy place down the road, and I swear they Uncle Franked it. I found bits of mystery meat in there that I'm pretty sure came straight from the bin.
by Suttleacees June 12, 2024
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