Evan is short for rotund donut loving thicc boi. He is very smart and is like einstein but also the complete opposite he is gay, objectifies triangles, is brown, short and most importantly enormously rotund
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Homie 2: Dude, it is just awkward.
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Homie 2: Dude, it is just awkward.
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