evan chong describes a chihuahua that is shaking so much cuz it’s so small and can’t do anything else but that. it’s very cute tho. so you can only use it if it’s a cute chihuahua that’s shaking HAHAHAHA
by sh3kby February 11, 2024
Get the evan chongmug. One who is smart, intelligent, funny, amazing, artistic, and incredibly cute. The guy all guys want to be, and all girls want. He's honest, truthful, loyal, and just generally a good human being. He also likes to tease his friends a lot. If you have an Evan in you're life, don't let him go. He's the best person who will ever come into your life and will definitely make an impact for the better. He puts others before himself and he is often sinking in some form of depression. He is usually a pretty famous person on social media, most Evans have over 1k+ followers on social platforms.
"Who is that guy?"
"Oh, I'm pretty sure his name is Evan."
"Holy shit, that face is damn sexy, no homo."
"Yeah, it is, I wanna be that dude."
"Same here."
"Oh, I'm pretty sure his name is Evan."
"Holy shit, that face is damn sexy, no homo."
"Yeah, it is, I wanna be that dude."
"Same here."
by TotallyNotTyme December 18, 2018
Get the Evanmug. Evan is the kind of guy who not only loves hitting up the hottest shops but also knows how to enjoy a good time in the bedroom. His idea of a perfect day involves a mix of indulging in retail therapy and receiving enthusiastic attention in the form of getting his dick suck. With a knack for combining his passions, Evan ensures that both his shopping bags and his intimate moments are equally satisfying.
He’s also really smart but really annoying when we don’t get what he wants.
Also be careful of the Evan, he’s a cheater and you have to be tough with him to make sure that he stay loyal to you.
I love you Evan
Daddy Noah.
He’s also really smart but really annoying when we don’t get what he wants.
Also be careful of the Evan, he’s a cheater and you have to be tough with him to make sure that he stay loyal to you.
I love you Evan
Daddy Noah.
by NoahMiguelrz August 26, 2024
Get the Evanmug. stupid, pathetic ,annoying ,piece of trash, never trust him. always gets dropped and is nothing. he's useless. Keith doesn't love him
by HVDGJKBFT September 28, 2018
Get the evanmug. If your name is evan and your last name begging with d you are officially the FITTEST , sexiest person on the planet and I will marry you on the spot .Ypu probably look leng in a hot tub.
by User9283782837373 October 3, 2020
Get the Evan .Dmug. tall and short, both brown eyes, both athletic. evan’s usually have backgrounds in basketball or wrestling. he’s very silly and can put a smile on anyone’s face. he could also act hard in public, but needs a bianca to bring him out of his head. bianca is charismatic and beautiful. she usually is very independent and doesn't need validation. the two both have a soft spot for each other and compliment their qualities perfectly. also they cant keep their hands of each other, personal space just does not exist.
by if-not-now-then-when January 17, 2023
Get the evan and biancamug. A tall smart boy who is a total angel. He's tall and has tan-ish skin with brown hair. He has about 30 girls chasing him and doesn't realize that he has a lot going for him. He is popular and is very smart. He does math about 2 grades above him and the same for every other subject. He's a super hottie and all the girls melt when they see him.
Man, That Evan Has Everything Every Girl Wants!
Sorry, but he's mine.
Wait, really?
Yep lost your chance my friend.
Congrats.
I still can't believe Evan's mine!
Sorry, but he's mine.
Wait, really?
Yep lost your chance my friend.
Congrats.
I still can't believe Evan's mine!
by dump.trump May 30, 2018
Get the Evanmug.