Evan

Evan is an ugly ass bitch who has a tiny hose for his tiny hoes.

Evan can't fight fires.

by anonymous455 January 22, 2022

Landrey Evans

A kinda hearted girl who will do anything to make u happy,she’s a hard worker and if you treat her right she’ll treat u right,she’s been through a lot and if u have messed up she will forgive ,she’s a rest person to talk to when ur down and will put u before her,she’ll love u even if she’s mad at u and she will make u wanna never lose her.

Oh have u talked to landrey Evans ,yeah she’s so sweet she makes me feel wanted and cares

by Landrey March 23, 2019

Evan

The average name given to a donkey or a gorilla.

I just fed Evan yesterday, all he wanted was hay!

by The thesaurus guy January 13, 2023

Jonny Evans

A pure weed joint rolled in an amateurish style.

Do you have papers? I can roll us a Jonny Evans.

by Bruski69 December 19, 2021

Evan

Is a dumb bitch

Evan is an Evan

by Ooooogaha boogggah March 3, 2020

Evan

The weirdo on the bus that thinks he’s funny but isn’t. Kinda funny but totally overrated. His looks are mediocre and he has no game.

“Look at Evan, such a weirdo”

by Mackdaddy123456 February 7, 2019

Evan at night

A little shit who is dead cocky and also puts on a deep voice to sound like wilbur Soot. He is deadly because of his addiction to hair hormones.

I would despise to be Evan at night

by Fatbrat8 September 11, 2021