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Spring Egg

It is a bastardization of the word with the same definition: Easter Egg, which is defined as a painted or chocolate egg that has been hidden by the Easter Bunny. It is derived from the politically correct paranoia that has engulfed every essence that was the Christmas Season which is now the Winter Holiday Season and is often used by public figures and fanatical individuals who are too scared to offend anyone by saying Easter Egg. It is much more annoying because Easter Egg is also defined as a prize or hidden feature found in various visual media outlets, compelling people to use Spring Egg all year round.
Person 1: Dude, how many Easter Eggs did you find in Lost?
Person 2: BLASPHEMY! The Lost series does not have any Easter eggs, idiot! They have spring eggs!
Person 1: What?! Are you serious?! Referencing Easter Eggs in movies and games have no underlined religious implications!
Person 2: aserwernkubawr
Person 1: I did not understand what you just said. Oh that's right, you paranoid fanatica morons always have your heads up your asses.
by Franico March 27, 2010
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Crimson Egg

A plot device so no single person can be blamed as the villain in the Dream SMP that grows questionable herbs.
by ICantMakeCreativeMemes February 9, 2021
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Burnt Eggs

The act of burning eggs whilst attempting to cook a nutritious protein filled meal after banging out an insanity session oushhhhh
by Fit bitch August 6, 2017
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Boomer egg

When a young person is experiencing balding and is acting with boomer rage, thus resulting in him looking like an egg
Omg guys Tobi is such a boomer egg
by JRosey October 26, 2020
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Rusty egg

When somebody's balls dry out
Yo did you hear Kevin got the rusty egg
by Original rusty egg January 14, 2016
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barker egg

An obscure slang name for dog shit, barker being the dog and egg being the turd.
Fuck it, I just trod in a barker egg!
by naughty_warwick November 1, 2013
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Dropping egg

It's the middle of the month so I'm defo dropping egg.
by Rio Montablanc January 7, 2016
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