A daft egg is an individual who does something stupid or laughable and is kindly and affectionately laughed at by their friends.
Friend 1: "Did you hear, he fell down a toilet?"
Friend 2: "No, that is so funny"
Daft Egg: "Yeah, it was pretty funny"
Friend 2: "You are such a daft egg"
Friend 2: "No, that is so funny"
Daft Egg: "Yeah, it was pretty funny"
Friend 2: "You are such a daft egg"
by Mashyyylalala May 15, 2011
Get the Daft Egg mug.A soft boiled egg. Placed in an egg cup. The top is cut off so that thin cut strips of buttered toast (called soldiers) can be dipped into the runny yolk.
by The Biggest Dave July 18, 2020
Get the Dippy egg mug.When a young person is experiencing balding and is acting with boomer rage, thus resulting in him looking like an egg
by JRosey October 26, 2020
Get the Boomer egg mug.The act of burning eggs whilst attempting to cook a nutritious protein filled meal after banging out an insanity session oushhhhh
by Fit bitch August 6, 2017
Get the Burnt Eggs mug.It is a bastardization of the word with the same definition: Easter Egg, which is defined as a painted or chocolate egg that has been hidden by the Easter Bunny. It is derived from the politically correct paranoia that has engulfed every essence that was the Christmas Season which is now the Winter Holiday Season and is often used by public figures and fanatical individuals who are too scared to offend anyone by saying Easter Egg. It is much more annoying because Easter Egg is also defined as a prize or hidden feature found in various visual media outlets, compelling people to use Spring Egg all year round.
Person 1: Dude, how many Easter Eggs did you find in Lost?
Person 2: BLASPHEMY! The Lost series does not have any Easter eggs, idiot! They have spring eggs!
Person 1: What?! Are you serious?! Referencing Easter Eggs in movies and games have no underlined religious implications!
Person 2: aserwernkubawr
Person 1: I did not understand what you just said. Oh that's right, you paranoid fanatica morons always have your heads up your asses.
Person 2: BLASPHEMY! The Lost series does not have any Easter eggs, idiot! They have spring eggs!
Person 1: What?! Are you serious?! Referencing Easter Eggs in movies and games have no underlined religious implications!
Person 2: aserwernkubawr
Person 1: I did not understand what you just said. Oh that's right, you paranoid fanatica morons always have your heads up your asses.
by Franico March 27, 2010
Get the Spring Egg mug.A plot device so no single person can be blamed as the villain in the Dream SMP that grows questionable herbs.
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