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The Cookie Monster

The beautiful blue monster from Sesame Street that was sadly murdered by the veggie monster. He is best known for his large consumption of cookies (usually chocolate chip) and the way he eats them. When someone is a cookie monster, then they eat cookies and say "Om nom nom nom!" The health department killed him and replaced him with the Veggie Monster because they didn't want kids to get fat. Like they aren't already.
Friend One: "Om nom nom nom!"
Friend Two: "You are SO the cookie monster!"
by Cookie Mnstr Luver!!! <3 March 21, 2012
mugGet the The Cookie Monstermug.

Face Cookie

A punch to the face covered up as an offering of a baked good.

How to do it:
1. Present the dirty bastard a cookie in hand using a sweet and innocent voice.

2.Crumple up cookie and punch the poor S.O.B. in the face.

3. Unclench fist and wipe the cookie crumbs on victim's face in a downward motion.
That jerkface Joe pissed me off royally yesterday. He's in need of a face cookie!
by EinahpetsNayd December 16, 2008
mugGet the Face Cookiemug.

top cookies

The act of sniping the top corner in hockey. A shortened version of "top shelf, where grandma keeps the cookies".
I just sniped top cookies after a nice backhand toe dizzle.
by rekcil sinep April 13, 2009
mugGet the top cookiesmug.

Cookie trail

Its the line that leads to your cookie aka vagina
You can see the cookie trail on that pregnant girl
by Amrakkp November 20, 2016
mugGet the Cookie trailmug.

Cookie simp

Simping over a fictional cookie character, normally from the games Cookie Run Kingdom and Cookie Run Ovenbreak, people decide they want to simp these fictional cookie characters because of certain reasons like their voice, appearance, and personality.
Hey George, i think im a Cookie simp
Me too! Which cookie do you simp for? I simp for Red Velvet Cookie.
Oh, I simp for Expresso Cookie!
by A suspicious tabby cat October 29, 2021
mugGet the Cookie simpmug.

Hydrangea Cookie

"Hydrangea Cookie is Pomes gf. Nothing less, nothing more"
by I_LOVE_HYDRANGEA March 27, 2022
mugGet the Hydrangea Cookiemug.

cookies in the street

oh, ill give you youre cookies in the street.
by John Schnatter February 16, 2010
mugGet the cookies in the streetmug.

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