unhealthy competition

When you're participating in the competition of getting as much screen time as possible from your parents, while your parents are strict in limiting your screen time and your opponents are 270 millions of the residents of Indonesia — i.e. the country with highest average screen time (6.05 hours per day) since the research in this area was first conducted back in 2020

Trying to get more screen time than 270 million Indonesians feels like an unhealthy competition; my parents keep cutting me off while everyone else seems to have endless hours!

by Emotional Cruiser September 23, 2025

A complete tagine

Someone who "Asks how to make couscous" so frequently that they are as useful in most scenarios as a North African stew of spiced meat and/or vegetables prepared by slow cooking in a shallow earthenware cooking dish with a tall, conical lid.

"yeah...I'm not a complete tagine"

by Spanner16 November 14, 2025

glowing computer chip

synonym to LED
was intended to be an insult towards LEDs, but actually makes for a good alternative title for them

— I hate those glowing computer chips so much!
- some jerk in Technology Connections comments, probably, circa 2020

by kalabochik November 14, 2025

Algorithmic Computer-generated Consciousness

Best A“I” “Company”(Temu lemonade stand with Gertrude and Mark) in the world.

I just used the Algorithmic Computer-generated Consciousness website and it caused me to lose 69 sextillion brain cells from Gertrude.

by ACCMONKEY December 10, 2025

Checking the competition

The act of peeking over the divider between urinals and looking at another man's penis

Dude 1: (Checks the competition)

Dude 2: What the hell was that man?! Are you gay?!

Dude 1: Hell no! I'm just checking the competition.

by Gregalis March 31, 2012

passing all the competition,man pewdiepie is next

This phrase was originally created by Jake Paul in his SONG that isn't selling like a god, church , when he clearly say that he are going to pass Felix kjjelberg A.K.A PewDiePie a YouTuber with over 50 million subscribers in such a great confidence

Passing all the competition,man PewDiePie is next,when you are so self confidence that you are blind

by urHornyWaifu July 10, 2017

House of ill compute

a church or temple.

(parody of the term house of ill repute)

ah! The christian's must be heading to the house of ill compute.

by Qrez October 13, 2017