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FT-Communist

Short for "free throw (basketball) communist. Someone that thinks both teams in a basketball game should have an equal amount of free-throws, regardless of in-game context (like one team shooting more 3 pointers or driving to the basket less). Like communist states, they force everyone to share equally, even if it harms them. This argument is used to slander the Los Angeles Lakers, supposedly "the League is rigging games for the Lakers" (No they're not)
Laker Hater: The Lakers get help from da refss!!!!! They have more fee thows!

Someone that actually watched the game: Stfu ft-communist.
by anonburner April 21, 2024
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MAGA Communist

An infantile, reactionary person that prevents any progress in the left wing. The aforementioned type will commonly attack the Transgender community and Jews, which only helps to serve the petite bourgeoisie/ruling class in the end.
Person 1: "I am a MAGA Communist"
Person 2: "In that case, I hope for your recovery to be swift."
by AgainstTransHate June 24, 2024
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Trans Communist

An American Consumer who Identifies as a Communist .
The Trans Communist binge watched Che Guevara documentaries on Amazon prime after ordering Mountain Mike's pizza on Grub hub.
by ToxicTaylor December 11, 2024
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Anarcho-communist

A follower of anarcho-communism, a political ideology that combines anarchism and communism
My grandfather was a anarcho-communist
by GasparThalasso June 6, 2025
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fat russian communist

your dumass fat teacher that will not stop fucking talk about his god dam russian ansesters
no one wants to hear about your fucking russian ansestery now fucking teach the class you fat russian communist
by extra thick hunter April 25, 2019
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Trust Fund Communist

(noun) A person born into wealth heavily leaning towards and/or associating with far left economical ideas without acknowledging its downsides due to ignorance. They can easily be found on places ranging from private education institutions to the back streets of their town, choosing to live in worse life conditions than they can financially sustain. Despite being critical of the capitalist world their entire bloodline profited from, you can see them wearing expensive accesories, driving expensive cars etc. from the money they sourced from their parents, only contributing to the problem they are defending our world against
1: Hey isn't that Sara? Why is she in a workers' protest?
2: Seems like it.
1: I thought her parents bought her a car, does she even do work part-time?
1: I don't think so, she is just a Trust Fund Communist
by supersoapy August 8, 2023
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I'm Literally A Communist

Another way of saying "I'm a feeble-minded piece of crap". Typically uttered by cringey self-styled wannabe Commies, "Tankie" idiots and autist ANTIFA weaklings whilst they look at their Iphones and sip their soy lattes from Starbucks, taking advantage of the fruits of Capitalism and the free speech (and the Police they despise, usually) which protects them whilst spouting a lot of seditious gibberish and feigned solidarity with the working class, likely out of guilt of being from a wealthy family, notice how few of them work, unlike we of the working class, who are just trying to get by, and actually hate those clowns because we're very patriotic.

Most infamously said by Ash "I'm literally a Communist" Sarkar, a brain-dead aspie who hates this country and thinks we're so bad, yet won't buy a one-way ticket to somewhere like Venezuela, North Korea or Red China and move her sorry carcass there and be amongst her "comrades" over there, even though 98% of Britons would gladly buy the ticket and tell her not to let the door hit her on the arse on the way out. Seriously, Sarkar, from the British working class, FUCK. RIGHT. OFF. we don't want you here.
"I'm Literally a Communist" said mongoloidic Guardianista Ash Sarkar, as she enjoyed the fruits of our Capitalist system, such as computers, wealth, having enough to eat, a "smart" phone, the internet, free speech, holidays, whilst at the same crapping all over we, the British working class, GTFO out of our country, you aren't wanted here!
by Wardie1993 August 16, 2023
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