Chocolate Laser

When you can shit through the eye of a needle, a projectile shit that’s very thin

I had a mean balti last night, I had a chocolate laser straight after. My ring piece was killing

by ThePornStarChild October 6, 2019

chocolate curtains

When someone has anal sex with a woman, then moves down to standard vaginal intercourse.

friends talking to each other "I did the chocolate curtains on Helen the other night"

by thats my way April 11, 2013

chocolate duke

noun attributed to someone or something that was totally dominated, beaten, or completely destroyed

My brother ate the last of the cookies, so I gave him the chocolate duke. or

Connor McGregor gave Jose Aldo the chocolate duke in the first round to win the title.

by Der Mask September 23, 2020

Chocolate Meatballs

The process of dipping one's ballsack into a dirty backside, before proceeding to place that same ballsack into the recipient's mouth.

My girlfriend didn't wipe properly last night so I took the opportunity to give her my chocolate meatballs for dinner.

by Choccieboi January 6, 2023

Chocolate Brazilian

When you spend too long to wipe after taking a shit so the shit dries to your asshair and you have to pull it off in chunks

Jeff: I gave myself a chocolate Brazilian the other day
Geoff:???
Jeff: I spent too long on my phone taking a shit and had to rip all the hair out of my asshole, now I've got the cleanest brown eye in the state
Geoff: I don't want to be friends anymore

by Jthorpe February 4, 2020

chocolate slide

The act of running your finger all the way down your significant others butt crack hitting the "chocolate slide" effect.

Hey Gerald ,have you ever given karina a chocolate slide? Gerald - yeah dude, never again ! I was out of work for four weeks straight with pink eye.

by MUDDERducky May 20, 2017

chocolate flame

A nickname for a lame white boy who wants to be a hood nigga.

Look at that silly chocolate flame thinkin he got swag.

by Mike Gale August 25, 2016