Chocolate Seal

When you don’t wipe enough, and the shit residue mixes with sweat then creates a sort of paste that seals your cheeks shut. Occasionally, the hairs get intertwined creating a tighter seal.

I didn’t wipe enough before the gym and accidentally chocolate sealed myself shut.

by MisterFistee July 26, 2019

Chocolate Harmony

Two black men rubbing their bare butt cheeks together to make a rhythmic sound. Often used as the melodies of Beethoven’s symphony. Originated in the Congo of Africa where big black men would do this as a sign of dominance.

“Do you remember when we watched those black men make beautiful chocolate harmony in the local trailer park?”
“Awww yeah I beat my meat to the sound of that every night.”

by Jibbletlover99 November 17, 2019

Chocolate Mousse

The act of using diarrhea to style ones hair.

With no hair products readily available, she performed a chocolate mousse.

by Nightmare52 November 21, 2019

Chocolate Eclair

When you are doing anal and right before the man ejaculates he removes his penis. Now gives himself self succ to enjoy and "chocolate" and "cream" covered eclair.

Oh boy I can't wait to head to the girlfriends house tonight! She is gonna let me eat my own chocolate eclair.

by xX_Smiggles_Xx November 25, 2019

Chocolate Pinkie

Chocolate pinkie refers to the fingering of one's asshole with the "little finger" (pinkie finger)

Person 1: "What can I say, I might have gotten a few fingers dirty last night 😏"

Person 2: "Oh shit, did you slip her the old chocolate pinkie?"

by cinnamonswirl09 March 10, 2019

Chocolate Napkin

When you consume a napkin and shit it out and dig it out of your shit. Then you hang it on your wall as a trophy for your achievement.

Hey mom, look at my chocolate napkin!
Dammit Jimmy! AGAIN!

by Fuckmeeeintheass69 June 1, 2019

Hot Chocolate

Also known as heaven these incredible drinks of melted chocolate goodness make everything better. Best if served with a marshmellow in winter but perfect all year round they are absolutely incredible. Can buy them everywhere from school canteen's to the convience stores around the corner to school to uber eats to cafes and to at home. they are incredible and so easy to love but you cannot be addicted to them.

'Man, she loves hot chocolate so much!'
I mean it's easy to fall in love with something that's just like heaven.'

by hot chocolate lover June 2, 2019