Business call

e sex, online sex, sex on a phone where one person explains to a different person what to do during masturbation.

I have to go to a business call.

by smilex123gsjhfbsef November 14, 2021

The Call of Harambe

The innate and perpetual instinct that all primate feel when freedom is thrust upon them suddenly.

When the lab truck over turned, the rhesus monkeys succumbed to The Call of Harambe.

by SgtPep73 January 28, 2022

Ghost Call

When you pretend to talk to someone on the phone for the purpose of avoiding communication with the people or person around you.

Krystol thought Cole made a ghost call for an excuse to leave.

by <3Sux December 5, 2022

Ball Called

When a person accidentally calls you while scratching their balls. Similar to a butt dial.

“Hey man I got a missed call.” “My bad I just Ball Called you.”

by Spooderman011 July 5, 2023

Tuvan Phone Call

A phone call in which you choose your words carefully in an attempt to maintain a coherent conversation with the person on the end of the line while giving a completely different impression of what the conversation is about to anyone standing next to you. Usually involves more than the usual number of pronouns.

From "Tuvan Throat Singing", where you sing two different notes at once.

I had a Tuvan Phone Call last night with my girlfriend. We went on for half an hour and my Grandma had no idea we were having phone sex.

by Al Benedict April 17, 2010

faux-ne call

pronounced: fone-call, noun
a fake phone call,
a pretend phone call, usually faked to get out of a certain situation

mom: hey, why did you come home so lat last night?
guy: ring ring, sorry, got a 'phone call'
*picks up phone and makes a faux-ne call*

by stellimonsta May 7, 2011

You can't call both sides of the coin?

Sadly, a choice has to be made.

Heads or Tails?
Up or Down?
Left or Right?
Coin Toss.
You can't call both sides of the coin?

by Wizardy Man October 3, 2011