christmas aging

To look so amazing in the jeans your wife got you that she wants to take advantage of you and your cute bubble but.

Wow he must be christmas aging, cause they left a while ago and havent been back to the party yet.

by Holelottanope September 23, 2018

Merry Christmas but Fuck you

Give people who just gave you worst presents.

Guy: here’s your present

Guy2: thank you
Guy: sike it’s none
Guy2: merry Christmas but Fuck you

by S0900 December 10, 2018

National Christmas hat Football And Soccer player makeout day

December 16, The day wear all christmas hat wearing football and soccer players must find a mate and makeout

Hey dude tomorrow is national christmas hat football and soccer player makeout day

by psycoman4574 December 15, 2023

Christmas Donat

That's not Thatcher. He knows japanese and sleeps anywhere (including your bedroom). He streams us cool movies and initiates furry study rooms.He is friends with the one of the coolest people on earth, Himari <3.
Thank you Donat.

Christmas Donat and Himari are friends :D

by vikachou October 17, 2021

All I want for Christmas is you

A Christmas song by Mariah Carey that does not stop playing from the 1st of November to the 1st of January. A retail worker's nightmare. Still an amazing song though. Definitely enjoyable. 10/10

"Hey Jeffery! Hows work been lately?"
"I work in retail.. The sheer number of times I've given ear to 'All I Want For Christmas Is You' is without a singular doubt unbearably painful, it assuredly gradually decays my shriveled up shell of a brain bit by bit until it draw breath no more. Each moment it plays I suffer immensely, when will my soul be set free alas? When will it end. When will it end. When will it end. This seldom a foolery. I beg for mercy, dear lord, extricate my being from this suffering. No longer can I undertake this unfeasible task."
"Oh.. uhm.. I got to go!"

by Unknown Cinnamon November 19, 2023

Crazy christmas

Celebrate christmas in a crazy way (with a 10 days party, on social networks, with family via video conference, with your pets, party of 1 second, etc.).

I had a crazy christmas this year with my dog "cRAZY".

by cRAZY bRAINSTORM December 25, 2011

Dutch Christmas

Sex with multiple older men wearing Santa costumes

I haven’t spoken to John since he had his last Dutch Christmas and don’t plan to

by Lanborp December 02, 2022