Candy Flush Saga

When someone plays candy crush saga on the toilet.

Anna: Hey Isabel, why were you in the bathroom so long... And why do you have your phone?

Isabel: I was playing candy flush saga.

Anna: oh that explains the request I got for lives...

by Diswittybitch September 8, 2013

Kajo's law of candy

This law states that you can never go wrong with blue or red colored candy

What color of this candy shoud I chose?

As Kajo's law of candy sayes: you can't go wrong with blue or red.

by Papakajo July 1, 2021

Cotton candy ass

Someone who is soft like cotton amd sweet like candy!

Bitch you act like you tough but you are cotton candy ass!

by Sabine666 February 26, 2019

Like Candy on Halloween

When a harlot happens to give out sexual acts on a near daily basis as if they were candy on halloween. She just gives it out to anyone who asks.

That Cunt happens to give it out Like Candy on Halloween.

That IS AWWEEEESOOMMMEEE. I'll talk to her

by theeurbandictionary July 31, 2011

Kasota Rock Candy

Crystal meth made in Kasota Minnesota.

Hey have you tried the new kasota rock candy lately?

by Milkfarmer June 24, 2018

Pete Strict's candy

Discipline, usually harsh. Originating in Appalachian slang.

"If you don't behave you'll get Pete Strict's candy for sure."

by Lauribug May 18, 2010

Cotton candy dick

When you have cotton mouth and attempt a blow job

She was so high she gave me cotton candy dick.

by Hismajestypoopsmith September 13, 2021