underground candy bars

Underground meaning that these snack cakes, cookies or little debbies (new to the public or rare in certain areas) have been bootlegged from a different state or shipped to a state that's not currently selling them to the public.

Hey Charlie, where did you get that KitKat Candy Bar?
Charlie: Oh I ordered these off the internet.
Dang, those are some of them underground candy bars there~!

by Sawedoffsob June 8, 2016

Candy Flush Saga

When someone plays candy crush saga on the toilet.

Anna: Hey Isabel, why were you in the bathroom so long... And why do you have your phone?

Isabel: I was playing candy flush saga.

Anna: oh that explains the request I got for lives...

by Diswittybitch September 8, 2013

Like Candy on Halloween

When a harlot happens to give out sexual acts on a near daily basis as if they were candy on halloween. She just gives it out to anyone who asks.

That Cunt happens to give it out Like Candy on Halloween.

That IS AWWEEEESOOMMMEEE. I'll talk to her

by theeurbandictionary July 31, 2011

Pete Strict's candy

Discipline, usually harsh. Originating in Appalachian slang.

"If you don't behave you'll get Pete Strict's candy for sure."

by Lauribug May 18, 2010

Cotton candy ass

Someone who is soft like cotton amd sweet like candy!

Bitch you act like you tough but you are cotton candy ass!

by Sabine666 February 26, 2019

Cotton candy dick

When you have cotton mouth and attempt a blow job

She was so high she gave me cotton candy dick.

by Hismajestypoopsmith September 13, 2021

Kasota Rock Candy

Crystal meth made in Kasota Minnesota.

Hey have you tried the new kasota rock candy lately?

by Milkfarmer June 24, 2018