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candy cane dandruff

Excessive bits, shards, and particles of candy dust that result from the process of unwrapping a new and pristine or broken-in-the-wrapper candy cane. The release of said particles is perpetuated by the additional cracking and/or further breakage of said candy cane.
Melissa: Did you see Robert today? His shirt's covered with so much dandruff! Doesn't he ever wash his hair?!

Sue Anne: Silly Melissa! ((eye roll inserted here)) That's not head dandruff. Robert's on a candy cane binge. All those boxes he got on clearance sale after Christmas... those white flakes and dust all over his shirt and desk is candy cane dandruff.
by Tsarstepan November 22, 2011
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Candy Flush Saga

Anna: Hey Isabel, why were you in the bathroom so long... And why do you have your phone?

Isabel: I was playing candy flush saga.

Anna: oh that explains the request I got for lives...
by Diswittybitch September 8, 2013
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Cotton candy ass

Someone who is soft like cotton amd sweet like candy!
Bitch you act like you tough but you are cotton candy ass!
by Sabine666 February 26, 2019
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Kasota Rock Candy

Hey have you tried the new kasota rock candy lately?
by Milkfarmer June 24, 2018
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Cotton candy dick

When you have cotton mouth and attempt a blow job
She was so high she gave me cotton candy dick.
by Hismajestypoopsmith September 13, 2021
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Kajo's law of candy

This law states that you can never go wrong with blue or red colored candy
What color of this candy shoud I chose?

As Kajo's law of candy sayes: you can't go wrong with blue or red.
by Papakajo July 1, 2021
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Like Candy on Halloween

When a harlot happens to give out sexual acts on a near daily basis as if they were candy on halloween. She just gives it out to anyone who asks.
That Cunt happens to give it out Like Candy on Halloween.

That IS AWWEEEESOOMMMEEE. I'll talk to her
by theeurbandictionary July 31, 2011
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