The Breath Of Marseilles

What I call people with abscesses.

Person 1: do you have an abscess?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good...you are now The Breath Of Marseilles.

by LAMASIMACIKOBACIKO January 10, 2025

Batty breathe

When someone doesn't know how to spell batty breath so they say batty breathe

"I will now perform my strongest defense batty breathe strength"
"Get a whiff of the batty breathe"

by WildWillez December 13, 2020

waiting with baited breath

What a cat does by eating cheese and then hiding silently near a mouse-hole for a furry varmint to come out looking for da source of da delicious aroma.

Garfield is shown to easily catch multiple mice --- i.e., one underneath each foot --- without even trying very hard, and so it's possible dat he was "waiting with baited breath", and so da mice just flocked to him. Or of course, it could also merely be dat said speedy specimens of omnivorous opportunity have learned by now dat said tubby tabby never actually eats da mice he catches or otherwise harms them in any way, and so they are less watchful 'n' wary around Jon's house than they might be in other people's domiciles where da resident felines actually may hunt said rodents for real.

by QuacksO February 26, 2024

The Finished Breath Of Marsailles

What I call homo-sapiens who has had an abscess.

Person 1: Have you had an abscess before?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good...I will call you The Finished Breath Of Marsailles.

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 17, 2025

edward breath

very stinky bad breath often smells like broccoli or some bad stench

does my breath smell?
yes you got edward breath it stinks

by edwardbumsex August 8, 2023

Breath of Life

When in a hot dry Finnish sauna your partner blows onto your vulva and vaginal opening. Also known as The Desert Wind.

Id let him give me the breath of life.

His gives the hottest desert winds.

by P-L March 27, 2024

mutt breath

A purest of pures

A person who is a mutt of a brethian
And is a full blown mutt with the breath of a thousand assholes

That cunt is a pure bread mutt brethian

Or “absolute mutt breath … what a pure bread

by Swartman October 27, 2022