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Canadian Bastard

A term to describe an arrogant, cocky, and Narcisisstic shithead.

One that thinks Starbucks is better than Tim's.
Boy: You're a real Canadian Bastard at times.

Girl: I dumped his ass.. Turns out he was a Canadian Bastard.

Teenager: Hey man, I'm gonna head to Tim's.
Teenager #2: Fuck no, Starbucks is better.
Teenager: YOU CANADIAN BASTARD! I'LL KILL YOU!
by Mr. Winstonollies February 14, 2017
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Bastard Line

The indentation or tan line left behind when a wedding ring is removed.
"I almost hooked up with that waitress, but she noticed my bastard line."
by expvideo October 7, 2008
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born again bastard

A Born Again bastard is someone who was born out of wedlock but who’s parents then marry.
Congrats, you’re now a born again bastard.
by MrsPez December 3, 2017
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Bastard

This can mean that someone is unfortunate, a person is a straight-up bitch and mean as fuck, or if a person was born to parents that weren't married.
1. Tom: Hey, idiot! Haha, you look like a fucking bitch!
Jimmy: Shut the fuck up and stop being a motherfucking bastard!

2. Laura: I'm so unfortunate... I fail everything...
Christine: Looks like you're a bastard...
Laura: WHAT??!
Christine: It means you are unfortunate, God you are so sensitive!

3. Micheal: I'm a bastard...
Helen: What do you mean?? You aren't...
Micheal: Oh, I mean't that I was born to parents who weren't married...
Helen: Ohhhh..
by I'mADictionary? October 29, 2022
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Bastard

Someone who’s parents weren’t married when they were born or aren’t married.
I’m a bastard my parents got married when I was 5.
by Invader zim fan ;-; November 28, 2020
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Sick Bastard

A deranged, perverted individual with a nauseatingly disturbed mind; with rapists and child molesters being prime examples.
News Reporter: A man was convicted of three counts of child molestation.

TV Viewer: What a sick bastard.
by BJ Everyday November 25, 2023
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Kitty Bastards

1) - A community that started off on Discord, originally called Meow Squad, then briefly renamed to Meowmismic Squad, and eventually became Kitty Bastards. The community created its own phrases and abbreviations, such as "Meowdy," "Clawless," and "KB" (short for Kitty Bastards), which are all commonly used by its members.

The official symbol of the community is a red background with the black silhouette of a sitting cat's upper body, though similar variations are sometimes used.

Kitty Bastards is also occasionally referred to as Kitty Palace.

2) - A term used to refer to the people as a whole within the Kitty Bastards community.

3) - The plural form of Kitty Bastard.
1a) "Have you spoken in Kitty Bastards before?"
1b) "Oh wait, you're part of Kitty Bastards?"

2) "I don't have anything against Kitty Bastards—some of them can just be a bit much sometimes."

3) "There were a few Kitty Bastards that seemed to like the way we spoke."
by aggudesu October 6, 2024
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