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Cop’s breakfast

When you expand an asshole enough and hold it open you pour warm coffee in the crevasse then you break a doughnut in half dunk it in the coffee then eat it
I had a cop’s breakfast the other day, love my coffee with a little milk
by Pun intended December 29, 2021
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9pm breakfast burger gang

The 9pm breakfast burger gang is a gang that started in a discord server over a discussion about wether 9pm is breakfast time if you eat your first meal then or not. It is a dangerous cult and religion, beware.
Friend: “Yo have you heard of the 9pm breakfast burger gang?”
You: “No what who is that?”
Friend: “They eat burgers at 9pm for breakfast by not eating anything before that, truly dangerous.”
You: “But isn’t breakfast before 12am?”
Friend: “Breakfast is only your first meal of the day.”
by Le Shrimpu August 6, 2022
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breakfast

Sometimes called "Bed n Breakfast."
In "x01" dart games (such as 301), a score of a single 20, a single 5 and a single 1, for a total of 26 points.
The phrase originated in the distant past, when the standard rate for a bed-and-breakfast in England was 2 shillings and 6 pence ("two and six").
After a few pints, Chauncey was trying to close his twenties, but all he could manage was breakfast.
by Habeas Corpus February 8, 2009
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banger breakfast

When you make the most delicious breakfast served with coffee and you find a banger video to watch with the breakfast
“Come downstairs breakfast is ready”
“Alright, what’s for breakfast”
Waffles with syrup and butter”
“Is there coffee”
“Yes”
“Say less”
Goes on YouTube finds a tommy craze/poofesure video
“BANGER BREAKFAST ALERT 🥳”
by Noscercof27 May 23, 2021
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Breakfast Club

Verb: being put into a situation with strangers, but you quickly bond and feel comfortable with one another. Despite this, you do not associate after this experience.
by Bobo Chino January 14, 2019
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Filipino breakfast

Derived from many expats who have spent time in the Philippines, it is defined as “a blowie and a nap”.
It would be great to end Father’s Day with a Filipino breakfast.
by KindOfaBigDeal6969 June 17, 2025
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Breakfast

Something that nobody ever seems to eat, and people go on to brag about not having it for some reason that eludes the rest of us.
Person A: “LOL I didn’t have breakfast this morning! All I’ve had to eat today is a glob if toothpaste and two nickels HAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!”
Person B: “R u ok?”
by March 10, 2020
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