When your Morning Fart produces an odour so foul your partner has no option but to vacate the bed & thus make the Breakfast.
My wife said this morning for fuck sake that stinks shall I'm going to make breakfasr. The Breakfast Maker works
by Hedley7368 November 18, 2017
Get the Breakfast Makermug. Karen: this morning my husband thought it would be funny to wake me up by giving me a breakfast sausage hot dog.
by BloodyyShreddaR June 12, 2015
Get the Breakfast Sausage Hot Dogmug. Going to have a whores breakfast
by anonymous December 1, 2020
Get the A whores breakfastmug. by Nialyn July 9, 2022
Get the Breakfastmug. Special Breakfast is a cuddle puddle consisting of two or more horizontal persons and at least one kitten. The kitten should be positioned on the top of the lounging bodies. Special Breakfast is a waking activity and as such should only be enjoyed after an extended period of rest. If a cuddle puddle in fact leads to sexy time the kitten(s) should be removed from the puddle and made to saunter a distance of 10 paces before sexy time can commence. The kitten will likely stare at the rithing naked bodies in disgust.
by Y2Kazam December 14, 2013
Get the special breakfastmug. by H4XOR13 June 6, 2023
Get the Bed and breakfastmug. 