Bake a Soldier

To deficate in snow, allowing the resultant turd to steam

Last night on our hike I had to bake a soldier cause we were too far from the cabin

by The Gentlest of Ben’s May 28, 2022

cheese and baked beans in a delicate dish of the gods

please see "cean"

Zeus: Hestia!

Hestia: Yes, my lord?

Zeus: I have a very special request. It consists of the creamy dairy and rounded crop of the mortals.

Hestia: No! You mean...

Zeus: Yes... CEAN.

The gods ate well that night, up in Mount Olympus.

Sometime in the future:

Mythologists: *reading ancient texts* YES! I've got it! 'tis cheese and baked beans in a delicate dish of the gods!

by ceanoay May 31, 2022

Hungarian Baked Potato

the act of sticking a cooked potato up someone's ass and then eating it once it is shitted back out.

Bro last night was wild! Instead of having dinner, Stacy let me make a Hungarian Baked Potato!

by iqpodz March 31, 2022

Baked Alaska

What Ariana Grande ordered in her video.

"Do you guys have Baked Alaska?"

by SGQueen April 13, 2022

Baked Potato

Someone with no arms or legs who is stoned

"Claire is an amputee stoner, a baked potato."

by Saiki KK April 15, 2022

Baked Potato

The act of a person with Down syndrome getting high

I know I want to make my brother a baked potato

by Rosstherubberchicken October 17, 2019

Florida baking

Put cookies on a tray, then the tray on the dashboard and say "the cookies are done when the baby stops screaming."

U hear of Florida baking? (Then explain definition)

by EhmJay69 October 18, 2019