Michaela, very awesomeness of you.
by Pandacore July 31, 2016

When you take a shit, wipe, and your arsehole is already clean. That is an awesome crap and legend has it that it brings good luck.
Bob: I just took a dump, wiped my hind end, NOTHING....Clean TP WTF. I think I need to call a doctor.
Bob's friend John: you're fine, it's called an awesome crap and it means you're going to have a great day. You're welcome.
Bob's friend John: you're fine, it's called an awesome crap and it means you're going to have a great day. You're welcome.
by Awesome crap AKA clean wipe April 03, 2021

by anonymous February 18, 2025

by My Mum is Awesome July 23, 2019

used to describe something that only these mortal words can convey, something that comes from the literal heavens, something that mortal men crave for, something that could cause total warfare around the world just for it.
by mistercoolguythesauve6900 December 04, 2023

A british person who is rather funny. He can be a dumbass, but is fun to hang around. He's friends with most people and enjoys video games, such as Fortnite, Smash Bros, and the Persona franchise. He simps for French women and sometimes ends up falling in love with lesbians.
Gurgy: Hey Awesome why are you simping for a French person?
Awesome: My goals are beyond your understanding.
Awesome: My goals are beyond your understanding.
by JimmyLikesBones August 15, 2021
