#ap shit crazy

#ap shit crazy is when your diamond Audemar Piguet watch is losing its mind

"BrO mY wAtCh Is BrOkEn #ap shit crazy"

by jaydaddyjay May 27, 2018

Crazy Doc J

A middle aged man who, while bored at the office, forces patients to wait in exam rooms while he accesses Urban Dictionary for his own twisted sense of humor.

Yo...What the F@*$, why I am still waiting for Crazy Doc J.

by Dr. Richard H. Thorndyke April 16, 2010

thats crazy bud

Explaining something that’s insane, usually to your friend(s). Also a statement that can be used for mocking when it’s not actually that crazy.

Jeff told me that last night Travis slammed 20 beers and I was like “ thats crazy bud ” .

by Frianna October 16, 2017

Crazy Red Anne

Crazy Red Anne, much like the Crazy Yellow Ant (Anoplolepis gracilipes), is one of the five species of tramp ants, known for invasive behavior and devastating ecological effects. This particular Anne(t) likes to invade someones bed and once inside is very difficult to remove.

Oh no, how do I get the Crazy Red Anne's out of my bed?

by DMG087 April 20, 2013

crazy like hj

Crazy like Hayley Jane (popular singer/songwriter), specifically in a very creative sense and/or fickle with relationships.

"Did you hear that? That chick is crazy like HJ!"

by zacanger June 15, 2007

Bat Shit Crazy

Being crazy to the point where you need help

"Dude did you see Assir?"

"Yeah! That dude's fucking bat shit crazy!"

by AWithoutE June 5, 2016

Crazy Malnutrition Fuckers

A North Korean who has been extremely underfed, and often is prone to anger and violence. Most carry AK-47 assault rifles with them at all times. Even on the Potty.

"Oh shit, its one of those crazy malnutrition fuckers! Run!!!"

by Gregthebaker4 August 12, 2009