Candy Flush Saga

When someone plays candy crush saga on the toilet.
Anna: Hey Isabel, why were you in the bathroom so long... And why do you have your phone?

Isabel: I was playing candy flush saga.

Anna: oh that explains the request I got for lives...
by Diswittybitch September 09, 2013
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Kajo's law of candy

This law states that you can never go wrong with blue or red colored candy
What color of this candy shoud I chose?

As Kajo's law of candy sayes: you can't go wrong with blue or red.
by Papakajo July 01, 2021
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Pete Strict's candy

Discipline, usually harsh. Originating in Appalachian slang.
"If you don't behave you'll get Pete Strict's candy for sure."
by Lauribug May 17, 2010
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underground candy bars

Underground meaning that these snack cakes, cookies or little debbies (new to the public or rare in certain areas) have been bootlegged from a different state or shipped to a state that's not currently selling them to the public.
Hey Charlie, where did you get that KitKat Candy Bar?
Charlie: Oh I ordered these off the internet.
Dang, those are some of them underground candy bars there~!
by Sawedoffsob June 08, 2016
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Cotton candy dick

When you have cotton mouth and attempt a blow job
She was so high she gave me cotton candy dick.
by Hismajestypoopsmith September 14, 2021
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candy cane dandruff

Excessive bits, shards, and particles of candy dust that result from the process of unwrapping a new and pristine or broken-in-the-wrapper candy cane. The release of said particles is perpetuated by the additional cracking and/or further breakage of said candy cane.
Melissa: Did you see Robert today? His shirt's covered with so much dandruff! Doesn't he ever wash his hair?!

Sue Anne: Silly Melissa! ((eye roll inserted here)) That's not head dandruff. Robert's on a candy cane binge. All those boxes he got on clearance sale after Christmas... those white flakes and dust all over his shirt and desk is candy cane dandruff.
by Tsarstepan November 22, 2011
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Cotton candy ass

Someone who is soft like cotton amd sweet like candy!
Bitch you act like you tough but you are cotton candy ass!
by Sabine666 February 26, 2019
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